Bright Eyes

I do not like Roxy. She's a dumb bitch. What are Danny's plans? Does he want to steal Roxy's money or something? ... That DJ was really good looking. Lets have him back for aesthetics, please. I also do not like Lucas, mainly because Religion grits my nerves. When he kept saying Denise wasn't his judge, she should have slapped the s.hit out of him. Janine/Ryan were hilarious. I loved them. And Ryan is gorgeous. Yummy. Stacey looked really ugly today. Such a scowler that one. Loved Chelsea's line "big Heather." It's nice to see that Jody doesn't care about Darren's past. Her and Vanessa are great add-ons so far.

Anita doesn't bother me. She's just ... there. Newt and Rae make me absolutely nauseous. Sometimes I wish the whole show could just be about the Osbournes/Deans and Nancy. I can watch them do anything.

The Mitchells are losers, butch Shirley and that fat girl included. Can't Lucas off Phil? That would make watching this show instantly more gratifying. In opposition, I really enjoy the Fox's. Not really Lucas. But Denise, Chelsea, Jordan, and especially Kim. All great. I refuse to care for Sonny Valentine ... Blech. And as I hate this Zsa Zsa loser, Lucy getting under her skin was very welcomed. Darren/Max/Vanessa/Jodie has my attention. All likable characters ... so far.

I'm most interested in Jackson and Aaron getting involved in Holly's drug story. I hope that doesn't mean Aaron somehow gets blamed for something, though.

Why is this Sarah Phelps so great?

Newt is normal looking now? WTF? And who the heck is this Rae chick that looks way too young for him? Another episode, another day I want Duncan to die a horrible death. Jesus Christ, he's annoying as hell.

Aw, Kevin Fletcher as a child! Nick's girlfriend was creepy. Was she off her rocker? Kim Tate = Fabulous. That Frank wasn't really a great actor eh? And who was that guy who almost killed himself? I kind of wanted him to get it over with already. But by the end of the episode, with his talk with Andy, I kind of grew to like him. That brunette chick he was with sounds eerily like Katie. And that girl that was being teased reminds me a lot of Hannah. I don't like Mandy. She's too much for me.

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Everytime I've ever watched all she does is complain and whine and be a cuntress! Blech.

How could I not hate Shirley and Phil. They're the epitome of what a loser represents. Especially Phil, ugh.

Very excited for his solo album to come out in a few days!

I'm glad David didn't go through with it. Blythe has done way too many cheating/almost cheating storylines since I've been watching, which hasn't even been a year. We've had ... Natasha/Mark/Faye Katie/Ryan/Maisie Laurel/Ashley/Sally David/Leyla/Nathan John/Moira/Marlon Paddy/Chas/Carl Moria/John/Eve Sam/Olena/Eli Jamie/Gennie/Bob/Viv It's too much, IMO. Holly doesn't really remind me of anyone offhand. However, I'm totally mesmerized by her eyes. Absolutely beautiful/mesmerizing. The show should use that to their advantage.

Oops, got Lucas and Jordan mixed up. Was Jordan bullying him?

Well, watched my first ever full EastEnders episode. A little boring with all those mangy children. Why are Lauren and Lucy like two feet shorter than everyone else? LoL Them kids are the snoozers. I did like that old guy getting one up on them though. But, from what I've seen, I've always hated that old butch cow that was yelling at him and today definitely didn't make me feel any different. Not to mention she was defending Ben's father, who, from what I've read, is basically EE's Todd Manning. Ugh. Also, I don't buy for a SECOND that Ben could ever beat up Lucas. Not in a million years. Getting that out of the way, this Kim chick was hilar! Love her. Chelsea (I think that's her name) looked gorgeous today. Darren was cute. He's my favourite so far.

Poor David, he's just too sexy for his own good. As for Holly, I shall plead, overdose, overdose, overdose AND die! Why was Alan in a suit? He doesn't do anything. ETA: On a shallow note, did you people SEE Andy's arms? Wow, wow, wow!

Carl, I'm pretty sure Jacqui was taking care of one of Amy's kids. She said something about Michaela pawning them off on her or something. And Jesus Christ, you don't know how there I am with you on Duncan and this Ricky kid. Duncan literally makes me feel like I need to take a shower. And hello? Who the eff are you to make fun Kris? This kid needs his ass kicked. I hate when ugly annoying creatures don't know their damn place and have a false sense of self esteem. And my God, Ricky could actually be a good character if this kid could portray some type of emotion. I was waiting and waiting for him to give me ... something ... never happened. Why and how is Kris involved with him and his dad, anyway? Let's just kill this dad off already and have Ricky leave with Kris or something.

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Is Olly going to rape Amy? Please tell me that's not the case. She's another character I'm surprised Marquess hasn't dropped with how much of a victim her character represents. In any case, I hope this means Olly will be on his way out and a redemption arc is out of the cards. The actor isn't worth it, IMO.

Reading Wikipedia, it seems Dom, because of Tina's death and Loretta's job as a stripper, made him uptight about safety, so she dumped him.

I wouldn't know, I stopped watching when Clare was given a shite exit. Did you hear that line from Jake though, she was with Darren too, in under a year? Slut. Did you hear about the "ripped from the headlines" plot Loretta was supposed to have about her and her sister. Something about a murder.

Just my luck that Kyle, one of the very newbies I like, got cut. I really hope more cuts are coming for some of Lucy Allan's "characters." Duncan got on my nerves too. I'm saddened he isn't leaving with the Ashworths LoL The dance was such a sweet moment. I really happy Marquess has plans to kind of make them the patriarch/matriarch of the show.

I love Natasha and Declan secretly fooling around. You just know Cain will find out and blackmail them. LoL Though I don't see why Declan didn't tell Natasha of Nathan's blackmail and then just wait until the deal he needs is complete so he could openly be with her again. Maisie and Nikhil was sweet as hell. Of course, now we know he has some secret in his past. Speaking of pasts, I wonder if Mark's death will be something they keep a secret for a long time or something that will come out relatively soon. If this were Bill Bell, we'd have to wait 5 years, at least. LoL I almost yakked at the sight of the cow being hurt. Gross. It seems there may be some credence to my hope that Holly will overdose and die.

Ugh, I do not like Olly at all. What a loser. Surprisingly though, Kyle, despite him being an ass, kind of intrigues me. Too bad he's leaving. I really enjoyed the Osbourne/Dean scenes.

There will also be an hour episode on Tuesday, June 7th.

So, Loretta's a loon now? Okay. I guess this means my Jake will die, then?