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AMC: Ryan Looks Like A Lady


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*This is a parody of Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady"

Cruised into a gay bar while humping the shore

His picture scared everyone to the door

She a long lost loser at first trite

Baby, you are not wrong

But you know it's not all right - that's right

Back stage killing him is worth the time

Of our lives until somebody says

'Forgive me if I haven't beaten him to a lime'

Then she whipped out a Dynamite Kiddo gun

Was successful in blowing Ryan away

(Chorus)

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Please judge Ryan by his small "cover"

Or he might turn out to be your lover

Love did not keep him in disguise

He had the body of a 10 millimeter p e n i s

Lord, imagine my surprise

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

(Baby let me get Ryan to drown)

Let me not take a spermy peak dear

(Baby let me get Ryan to drown)

Don't do him, don't do him, kill him tonight

(Baby let me get Ryan to down)

Turn to a real man dear (not you Jonathan!)

(Baby let me get Ryan to drown)

Don't do him, don't do him, don't do him, sue him for causing a loss in IQ points

What a crazy man turned lady

Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it

Oh, he was a lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

Ryan Looks Like A Lady

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