The Woman Song

[Roddy]

The Woman Song

Writer: Unknown

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.

And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long..

At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.

I never forget, an important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a [!@#$%^&*].

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her..

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot!.... Not at my chest!

I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!