Sylph

Plus, she bought a new mansion. And it's hideous.

I thought it was bad. Very Oops!... I Did It Again-like. At times, she looked like a fat drunk. Except in that brief "black & white" segment. How did the song do in the charts?

The Flying Nun?! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1357962/Lady-Gaga-emulates-Flying-Nun-appears-morning-TV-big-pink-plastic-cornette.html

Thank you, Carl. Now I envy you, Amello, it seems it was removed from YouTube. Too bad I can't rewatch some scenes. Oh, well. If it pops up somewhere, let me know.

No. You know that they call the soap The Street too? I think it's Corrie Rob is talking about. But yes, McGovern's The Street was excellent.

I think he's talking about The Street. I didn't get the line or two. Before Rob says Well, I've heard..., what does the reporter say? And then for departing the ________?

I don't know... I'm still mixed. I felt ever since it first aired that what Alvin said is true, but I also kind of liked it. I guess I liked it because no matter how syrupy it was – it was melodic. Very unlike her AutoTune crap that just gets in your head, but you hate it. This is hummable.

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Does Andy Cohen have strabismus? He apologized for that "tasteless" tweet: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/andy-cohen-apologizes-tasteless-heidi-99541

For someone so original, she sure entered the dangerous waters of pilfering and plagiarism all too quickly.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/barbra-streisand-apologizes-harsh-glee-99234

I didn't see this one: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lady-gagas-born-way-is-99037

And everyone is tweeting about it! Yaaay!

Right...

That is precisely why, bellcurve, I don't think such a thing as a new Madonna is possible nowadays. Everything changed. There is too much promotion, it hogs the "airwaves". Songs, artists, actors, films – you get pretty sick of it pretty quickly. Tonight you're hot, tomorrow you're a flop. And no one gives a damn. They just move onto another one, the next in line. People are also too cynical and perverted, nothing is really genuine anymore.

Among other things. Don't make me list all of them. Nobody wants to know. Those who've looked attentively know that I sometimes love utter trash and am unapologetic about it.

Utterly irrelevant, no one wants to know. Back to Lady Gaga. But before – I have to add the two other ones I forgot: the hipster troll one and doesn't watch soaps. Amusing. Lady Gaga time.

It's this tedious meme Sylph is the hater, there is nothing he likes etc., which no one gives a [!@#$%^&*] about anymore. Nor was it ever true, but hey, whatever.

Who said she is Madonna? I meant precisely what Alvin outlined in detail – she wants that kind of status in 2 albums or less with sh!tty, cheap, garbage songs. Which can be fun, but she ruins it with "messages" and "amazingness".

I find it amusing that she wants to be bigger than Madonna. There are no Madonnas in this age, being a Madonna is an outdated concept. It's not possible. That and there's the fact that even Madonna is irrelevant, bitter middle aged woman. Who hasn't had much to offer in the last decade or so.