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Gag worthy bad writing.

I haven't laughed so much this year. This shot is everything.

Ranking the BH housewives from realest to fakest. Realest - Sutton - even though she is TOO much and very offensive this season, this woman is so crazy, she can't be scripted. She still has the potential of being my favorite but so far this season 13 she is making me mad. Real - Dorit - I can't believe I am saying this for a woman that was as fake as it gets. BUT this season she is way more normal and actually is the voice of reason in a lot of moments. Real-ish - Erika - She seems like she is finally showing her real face now - sex-addicted material girl, but she is kinda fun single and a breath of air in comparison to some of the other girls. Fake - Crystal - that girl is thirsty for storyline, but it will just no happen. Fake Actress Moralist Pseudo-Truth-Teller- Garcelle - I loved her on her first season, but every season she gets more and more scripted. Her whole persona is too contrived and controlled. This what we see is Far from the real woman I am sure. I want to see her real face. Hopefully this will happen. The Grand Dame of Fakeness, fake-Divorce-always putting hernose in other people-s stuff - Kyle - Goodbye Kyle. It's too early for me to judge Annemarie.

This new weight loss drug. I forgot the name... which every celebrity is using... is making everyone look ugly in the face. They lose so much face fat and end up looking masculine and sore.

Let me just say this season I am so disappointed in Garcelle (too much acting just like Kyle) and Suton and the one I usually gag from... Dorit... kinda like. She has started to mature a bit, which was about time since she is nearly 50.

Bold was a masterpiece back in the 80s and early 90s. Then it became Bradley's private lexicon.

It was a rhetorical question, a figure of speech and endearment. Not to be answered directly. This is a topic to appreciate Joan. You can appreciate other actresses in hundreds of other topics and places in this forum, this topic has the name Joan Crawford.

Good for you. But this is not the topic for this.

Also Kyle using Morgan Wade to paint herself as NOT this straight cis white woman she is... is so pathetic. I don't know what this woman will do next to seem current and woke. She is like the reality Madonna.

What is the chance of Bradley Bell giving another writer a chance for a second at the head writer spot... I mean... A squirrel can write better stories for this show now. I just think Bradley, who never was in touch with quality storytelling, is now COMPLETELY out of touch with life in 2024 and writing for new fresh faces.

worst Golden globes ever. they were daytime emmy level-ish.

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It's so COLD outside, I'm actually walking in circles in the apartment, so I can meet my 10 000 steps goal. I need to buy a walking machine!

Absolutely. I think the only series that could have continued being real and unscripted was the OG New York, just because it had mentally disturbed women who I don't think can follow a script. But yeah... what Beverly Hills has become from what it was when it started... is sad. Season 1-3 were TV GOLD and there were many unscripted, crazy moments that could never be repeated. Now... it's just... sad.

One general comment about all housewives seasons this year. Most seasons now feel a lot more fake than before... I think because of the dying format and low ratings year to year... the producers have clearly told these women to take the drama to another level. Back in the day a whole season could be interesting with just one feud... now it's chaos with all this over-reacting drama and hysteria... it all feels so up and down, up and down and artificial. Beverly Hills has been having the fakest, most scripted season yet. Kyle Richards should get a writing credit this year.

The moment Stephanie was waiting for Morgan to drink from that tea... I loved the suspense. 2000 is a fresh year, I agree. And hearing Bill Bell's interview in 1999 - he actually told the interviewer... that he will be focusing on Bold next year and helping his son... so I expect a lot of the 2000-2001 ideas were from Bill Bell originally.

I have signed! Thank you for doing this. P.S I will add Texas right away. Thank you for this correction.

I made this small edit... THE VENOM... THE HATE. THE DRAMA.

The mother of all feuds

The way she smiles while threatening... is making me scream with joy. This woman is eternal.

I will die for more clips and episodes from this feud.

Ever since I was 12, I have been obsessed with Joan. I actually have her as my laptop screensaver. One of my thesis in Film school was about her. Boy, was she a special one. You probably know a lot about her. But you can never see or hear enough of her. P.S Have you seen more beautiful face than this? Did you know she is the inspiration behind the Evil Queen character-animation in Snow White.