Bright Eyes

Has a baby switch been done before on EastEnders or any other British soap? I knew it'd be Ronnie doing the switching. When all is said and done, how Kat won't effing murder Ronnie is beyond me. This is weird to say, but I waiting for the day Janine is able to be a complete bitch about this to Kat. YUMMY KARMA!

I'm calling it, Amy is Val's daughter. This Jackson story is so boring. Hopefully now that Jackson is completely paralyzed, he'll just save us all the trouble and kill himself. Seeing as that is unlikely, the show needs to spice this storyline up a bit. Why not have some guy aggressively court Aaron. Could he really live, at 18, without ever having sex again? Play on those doubts, but you could also play up how this is the one person to ever fight for Aaron, which could be another factor in having him sway from Jackson. Plus, like Aaron said, he never loved the schmuck anyway.

It's official, Steph is dead. The moment she told Gilly she was ready and decided to stay and die in the fire [!@#$%^&*] broke me. Goodbye Steph de la Cunningham Dean Roach!

Yeah, so, I hate Jack Branning. What a prick.

HIT THE BRICKS!

Why would Molly ever sleep with Kevin? He's not attractive in the slightest. Poor Tyrone. The love quad of Nick/Leanne/Peter/Carla was the most interesting to me. Nick is kind of attractive. What broke up Nick/Leanne in the first place? For someone who has barely watched this show at all, the Jack stuff was good, especially Vera showing up and Tyrone's heartbreak. I really like him. The gay guy annoyed me for two reasons, other than that he's nothing but a nelly queen. 1) He wore orange. This is always unacceptable. The color should be banned from existence. 2) He sucks at pouring a pint! How long has he been working at the Rovers?

I effing love this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpIYM2prRtQ

Because I hate Phil Mitchell. He's a selfish prick. FIRE HIM! NOW!

FIRE HIM Please

Olly Murs wants to have an affair with Pat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm4JkPchM6Q

Oh, and just to say. Technically speaking, this fire looks like crap.

A horrifying thought just came to me ... I wonder if Marquess will have Mercedes and Gilly have grief sex?

It's the constant eating, "I'm sexy." schmaltz, constantly rubbing his dick and then TALKING ABOUT IT!

Jesus, Steph Waring used to be one skinny bitch!

I thought I had resolved my feelings on her death, but no, you have to rile me up! Now I'm just aggravated.

Mitzeee basically is Steph, except a piece of trash. I'm sure they see it as her being a more glamorous version. With her the Dean family dies

Aw, I wonder how long they'll leave that in for. Weird that Amy was only put in for her death.

Does Jack die Monday?

Thoughts? So, if he's keen to bring people back, then where the frack is Robert Sugden?!?!

Tonight was super great. Lucy Pargeter was so heartbreaking. Her and Emma Atkins have some of the best friendship chemistry I have ever seen. I love how Chas was saying that Charity was the calculating one and she was the one who lays it all out on the table. Carl, you got to watch this episode soon. However, if they start to build some weird romance with Viv/Rodney just before she leaves/is killed off, I'm to be super pissed.

Honestly, Kat started to bug me almost instantly. But Alfie, I have grown very fondly of.

Alvin, where the heck is your Tuesday write up? (-1) Anyway, Tamwar and Daryn were hilarious on Tuesday. "I'd date a murderer." "I,d date anyone from petty theft to drug mule" (or something to that affect) TAM: Where can I find a girl? DAR: I don't know. Asians 'R' Us. TAM: Why does it have be an Asian? That's borderline, that comment." I was dying. It will be really nice to see Tamwar in a story.