AMC Wednesday April 2nd, 2008

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Getting Even With Ryan

Ahh so it looks like Ryan is now having to face even more wrath from good ole Annie since she proclaimed on today's show that Annie is her daughter, not ours to symbolize both parents of her and Rye Rye. Well hey I think Ryan was asking for her to say something along those lines since he has been treating them worse than Darth Vader treated son Luke Skywalker and the Princess Leia...too bad that Ryan could not utilize his super powers to save a princess, get married to her, and become that prince he always want to be. Nowadays, you just see Ryan acting like he is a few candles short of a birthday cake but...that surprise you? It certainly need not surprise me but at least Annie is continuing to stand her ground against this idiot. I have no clue as to why Ryan even bothered to stick around for as long as he did at Annie's since he knows how she feels about him being all high and mighty as if he is HIGH H0 of the Valley. Well this H0 is one that is on the down lo with some mo of a puke infested show. Yep he is that nasty but this is not a surprise over Ryan since he has done some gross things in his life, I am sure. A con can always impress you with the amount of puke worthy things they do, such as reaching inside the mouth of a bonerized giraffe to pull out a slimy worm to cut up into a million little pieces all to tell a little embellished memoir. Gosh thankfully it seems like nobody is saying, "Oh poor Ryan" in all of this since it appears as if even Greenlee and Kendall are not even going to bother helping him anymore. Can Ryan help himself remember? It is a tall order for an idiot like him but something tells me he might actually stop the whining and start looking at more photos to see what life was like. It could get to the point that he feels his life sucked back then and it is no longer worth living so he goes off another cliff but this time to be swallowed by a largely compressed three breasted humongous hippopotamus/seal mix. Talk about playing some water polo to come up with that combo!