AMC: Wednesday

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The Ryan Down Under

Well you get voted off of a dance competition but better beware because Super Ryan is still active and in pursuit of someone that has a lot of information for him! Yep he has to put up his dancing shoes but now his new assignment is to track down this person who claims that Ritchie actually killed someone. Well lord knows Ryan's cuckoo wife has flown over the nest quite a few times that she would be crazy enough to pay him off to implicate her brother. After all, she seems to have no shame in sending him to prison for a long time over zip nada split dip kit lickity lickity. What is seven years really to people? I mean that is not necessarily a long time...some married couples wait that long before they have some spawns with some even giving birth to a devil's spawn and naming it Damien! Yep now Ryan just has to get in touch with this thing and try to find out from him who, what, when, where, why, how, duh, does he have a brain, is he dangerous, is he armed (oh oops that would be the same as dangerous but idiot Ryan would not know!), does he wear nylons, should he be banished to Australia to get kicked in the nutz by a kangaroo. A lot is at stake for this mission but heaven knows that Super Ryan is there to take on the task and will be making some pukeheaded actions all the while he does it. So sit back, relax, and just enjoy the nice little thrilling show of Dynamite Kiddo locating the "I know a killer" dude and see what he figures out in the process. I bet he will realize that Ronald Reagan really did not win The Cold War (for once he would be right because that is the truth) but he also may think that Vietnam was a true victory when it only raised communism. Well Super Ryan can go after those communists and pontificate to them about the evils of the practice and get his head blown off (both of them)....he may even come to realize that the square root of 100,000 is a rather large number, not a little meansly two (the two part corresponds to how long his wee wee is in millimeters). This mission shall be one full of stupidity, conning, scheming, lying, and stealing. And no one takes greater pleasure in those things than the HIGH H0 of Pine Valley. He may even sail away on a ship to get to meet this person....while he does that, who knows he could be convinced that he is a pirate and pilfers people out of money..ARRRR ARRRRR! I see the Mutiny on the Bounty, I see France, I see Dynamite Kiddo's underpants! What else is new, eh? Get that HIGH H0 out to sea and maybe drown a nice little slow and painful death. Blub blub blub so long farewell au wiederstein good night. Bon Voyage, Hasta La Vista dipsh*t, au revoir, adios, hasta manana (oh wait not tomorrow! Forever!).

Ava's hair

Okay I have a question. How did they manage to get rid of that mohawk super quickly and get her regular hairdo back on the way it is now? Is that a wig she is wearing while she shaved the rest of it off a la Britney Spears? Maybe she and Johnny will pull a 55 hour marriage in Las Vegas and she will tell him to "Gimme More"