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LaineyBev, Operation LuNacy Reunited is on Page 4.

Everybody else, Operation Hard Core Computer Desk Cleaning has recovered my lost disk of video clips. We launch into Operation Happy Dance!

*dance dance dance dance*

Oh, and Lainey--to give you an idea of what I have planned for Luke and Tracy? I'm listening to Bjork's Human Behaviour. That's the song that yielded this story.

Lainey is dying!!! Absolutely dying!!!!! GO Minerva!!!

Clarification: The drug mirrors the same effect as the one in Awakenings.

What exactly are you saying, Ms. Q !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Because if you're saying what I think you're saying, then I'm a very very happy girl!!!!

I will say this... I woke up this mornig so mad and disappointed at all the spumors that I was going to post a spumor of my own on soapdish, just to alter the karma a little bit. I've decided not to do that now that some 'good news' has slipped into the LuNacy universe. But I will share my "spumor" with you here. (So if you ever see it on soapdish you will know that a.) it's false and b.) Lainey is VERY mad!

Fake Spumor: Mid-November Luke becomes disenchanted with Laura's recovery. A heated argument between Luke and Tracy at the Haunted Star ends with them making love on the craps table.

[Ha! I actually like the Awakenings scenario MUCH better.. its much more "real" - I mean longterm and 'lasting'- than angry/pasionate sex on the craps table at the Haunted Star. Ha!]

SD Spumor

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Tracy gives Luke what he needs...A divorce.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I LOVE the new graphic with sexy!dykey!Jane. She is so frackin' hawt it makes my head spin.

I just had to pop back in to see the "brick wall" picture Ms. Q and Regency were talking about in the breakroom. Ohmigod!!!!!!!!! Minerva is SOOOOOOO right. She is SOOO sexy and SOOO dykey!! I am dying!!! Totally dying. It's AWESOME!!! Omigod!

**quick, someone throw some water on Lainey**

**pokes out head. Looks around**

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Actors that were present (either filming or around set): Tony, Jane, Ted, Becky, Steve, Natalia, Bergen, Sonja, John Ingle, Julie and Scott.

The week these scenes will air: November 20th. Recapper believes it to be a Thanksgiving centric episode.

No mention of Genie.

Genie gone by Thanksgiving?!?!?! God I hope so... but that's only 4 weeks. It would be too good to be true!

**crawls back into hole**

WTF! LUKE TOOK OFF HIS WEDDING RING!!!!!!!!!grrrrrrr

*gasp*

*groan*

*barf*

*sniff*

***Lainey crawls off into a corner, gets into a fetal position and cries***

Wake me when it's over folks! I'm out of this GH S*** for awhile.

Yuck!

How come the stuff that gets you guys excited and 'positive' brings me down?!?! I must be odd that way. I hate that Luke doesn't feel close enough to Tracy to tell her about Bora, and that Tracy is going to have to "bump" into the damned woman in order to figure out what is going on. This bums me out bigtime.

I'm really dreading the next several weeks...

Ugh.

Thanks for the Avatar, Ms. Q !!

HA!!! Sister Mary Hotpants!!!!! I LOVE that movie. She looks SOOO cute in it. And oh, there is this really cute 'nose wrinkle' thing she does on GH sometimes. And it's IN THE MOVIE!!! Back 40 years ago, she was doing that cute nose wrinkle thing!!!! So cool. So cute!!!!

SO:

Lainey, are you still interested in the Spanky, Sparky, Spooky Icon?

SPOILER-ISH

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No large ABC Media Net Photos are available yet, but...TRACY IS ON THE WEEK OF NOVEMBER 6TH!!! She's in that red jacket, black shell, hair isn't curled, but almost looks disheveled. Now, keep in mind this photo is VERY tiny, but from what I can tell, a slouched over Tracy is pointing a finger at Nikolas, and Emily's there too, looking all, "WTH is your problem?" I'm guessing Tracy's drunk, but I could be totally wrong. There's also a photo of what I'm assuming to be a "concerned" Nikolas and Emily talking to Luke. Thoughts, anyone?

First off, Ms. Q I would LOVE the "Spanky!?! Sparky!?! Spooky!?!" icon. If you could make the font Orange-ish (sorta Halloween-y) that would be fun! The "!?!" after each word is sorta key. If each word could get it's own line, that would be cool, too. If you have time, I would be grateful!

Second, that event that Tracy is at in the pictures is on the Haunted Star. I bet it's some sort of Carly/Jax celebration that turns into a "Yeah Laura is among us" sort of thing. Uh.. Tracy looks drunk. And that is an UNATTRACTIVE picture!

*still grieving over that MediaNet picture.* Ya'll, they're gonna pull My Girl through the ringer, aren't they? Or maybe this will be the thing that finally gets Luke off his a##, that finally gets him to face his feelings for the Girl...

Oh yeah.. BIG RINGER!!!!!! But that could be good for those of us (and I know you're one of them Minerva, ) who actually like to see Jane act!!! Because she does "ringer" scenes so well!!!!! And since we know Bora will only be back for 6 weeks, we'll get the "ringer" scenes and THEN after them (once Bora is gone), we'll get LuNacy!!!!!! Definitely.. especially if you think there was no heat between Luke and Skye. Lunacy is coming!!! I believe (less than before.. but I still believe)

This is hypocritical coming from ME of all people, but...[small voice] Why the negativity? [/small voice] It's hard. It is, but...Come on, TQ fans. I'm assuming most of us don't want to come in here and read all this sad speculation, right?

Sorry! It was me who started it, I think.

I was just SO disappointed yesterday! I should have edited myself.

**hangs head in shame**

I do have some **good news** however.

I woke up this morning with a sexy idea for "chapter 2" of the piece that I'm now calling Discoveries Along the Road (It's no longer called "Stalled," although the project has definitely been "stalled" at chapter 2)

Oy!

I got my breastplate on with my shield and sword right now as we speak.

But.. but... what if I don't like 'breastplates?' What if I prefer to 'let it all hang out?' Then what?!?!

**goes into a corner**

**weeps**

**cries**

**mourns**

oy

Hola Todos,

A few things:

1) Anyone else have trouble accessing this thread ALL DAY LONG?? I tried from about 11am et until 7pm et. NADA! Was it just me? What was going on?

2) WTF!?!??! was up with today's episode. We had lots of TQ "face time" but not one- NADA, ZILCH, ZERO -bit of dialogue. What the heck?!?! I mean, sure, the woman is the queen of "the face," but come on.... They gave Monica and Alan lines and NOTHING for Tracy?!?!?!?! I'm worried here people. VERY WORRIED!! What if this means she hasn't re-signed or they're in some sort of fight with her or something.. and they're just not using her very much anymore!?!?? It would explain SO MUCH (Like why we've been deprived of GLORIOUS LuNacy scenes lately, why they cut that 'hand holding' scene a few weeks back, why TIIC is messing with Skuke again, why Tracy's been gone so much lately and why she didn't even freakin' speak today!!!!!!) I'm NOT HAPPY here people. And I'm very, very worried. Very worried!!!

3) I told Ms. Q this last night in a PM, but I'll say it here. I now understand why all of you folks are so pessimistic about LuNacy. You read other websites!!!! I have lived in this protective little bubble of LuNacy love here on this thread. I didn't know the cr*p that's been out there about Luke and Bora and how their love was going to be some big inspiration for other couples on the show. Oy. Barf. GAG!!!!!!!!!! Remind me never to look at Soapdish again. Ever!!!! What a piece of S**t, depressing website that is. NEVER AGAIN!

4) I'm definitely not watching during the six week Luke and Bora barf-o-thon. Definitely NOT!!! October 25th is the last day I'll fast forward my Tivo looking for LuNacy love. I'll keep tivo-ing, in the hope I read something here that inspires me to watch... BUT I'M NOT WATCHING WITHOUT PROMPTING!! I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN SUCH A REVOLTING, DISGUSTING, DISAPPOINTING storyline!!!!!!!! Someone please alert me either via PM or here on the thread to the days I should bother to watch. And oh-- if they go Skuke after Bora is gone, I'm gone too. GONE GONE GONE!!!!

***Whew.. deep breath***

5) Minerva, the "title" under you avatar about Tracy and Marlena CRACKS ME UP!!! You know my official position on that one. 'nuff said. Thanks for the levity with that little title change because I am ticked off! So ticked off. I needed a laugh!

Ladies and Gentlemen, "Our" show SUCKS!

grrrrrrrrrrr

(Oh for those of you who are curious.. I'm still believing.. but just barely. It's hanging on by only the tiniest of threads.. just the tiniest, thinest thread you have EVER seen in your WHOLE life!!) oy.

OH-MY-GOD!!! NEX , I Love your video BIG! You nailed it. That's exactly what makes LuNacy so hot - The whole fine line between love and hate. You nailed it. I love it! Love it.

Don't worry about a LuNacy divorce. LaineyBev and I have been holding seances to the ghost of Gloria Monty for weeks now, and she promises she won't let such an abomination occur on her show!

We believe!!

HAHAHA! I love this post.

Nobody needs to worry!

The ghost of the late, great Ms. Monty visited me last night in my sleep. She promises NO Divorce, and lots of hot monkey sex! Promise. It all happens during the first part of the week of the 23!! THE 23, 24, 25TH WILL BE HOT MONKEY SEX DAYS (Cause Laura is back the 26TH). So..... mark it on your calanders, and set your tivos, vcrs, etc... YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!

ETA: Just reading the transcript from last night's megachat, and I just have this to say to a certain group of young ladies who thought it would be amusing to conduct a significant portion of the chat en espanol...Haha. Very funny. Next time, we do it in High Klingonese! LOL. Actually, I'm surprised at how much I understand, considering I have never taken any Spanish at all. (One year of high school and two semesters of college French don't really help much...)

I'm not *young*

And it wasn't *significant* because mi espanol es muy muy mal!

Ta Ta From Lainey's La La Land,

Lainey

Welcome TracyLuv !!

(And don't worry. There will be no divorce. I promise! You heard it here first!)

Chapter 1 of Waiting Room has been posted. I have much more done, but I will hold off posting until I get closer to the ending. You all know how much I love feedback.

Oh Ms. Q , I LOVE this!!! LOVE this!!!! Were you talking about this in the breakroom while I was away? I had no idea this was coming. It's extremely creative. And I'm dying to know who that other student was... who was the other student? (Georgie? Maxie? Couldn't be Lulu... Luke would be reacting differently. Hmmmmm. Hmmmm)

Hola Todos!

I miss smirks, Lainey (who hasn't been around here in TWO WEEKS), kenna, angel, 4XCrazy, coolkid, ClinkBoom, and well....anyone and everyone that used to post that hasn't been around here in a good long while.

I'm bacccccckkkkkkk!

It hasn't been two weeks!!! I left for a mini-vaco on the 6th. I was probably here last on the 5th (maybe the 4th). That's not two weeks!! I came back home Wednesday night (11th), but had a helluva flight (NEVER EVER EVER FLY AIR TRAN!!).. and then I've been REALLY busy at work. So.. that's why I was away.. and here I am!!!

Oh guess what.... I STILL BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It does suck that Luke has been back for three days and hasn't once been shown with his wife, and that DOES have me down... but AT LEAST Robert mentioned Tracy, and it seemed to register with Luke.

Also, the whole thing with Tracy and Dillon on Wednesday has me thinking they're painting Tracy to be a softer, gentler, loving, care-giving Tracy. There is only ONE reason they would do that.. it's to set her up in a love-thing with Luke. Trust me on this, peeps... trust me.. because I am the only one here who STILL BELIEVES!!!

(Although I will say that if Tracy and Luke don't have at least a little of a spark/romance thing before Laura comes back, then I'm out of this GH business until Laura is gone.)

Oh-- is there a "I hate Luke with Laura" thread on Soapnet? If not, I may have to start one. It might help get me through this horrible period we're about to enter.

ONE MORE THING:

anyways i was really bored so i took this quiz over at quizilla.com, one about which gh female i was and surprise surprise guess who i got (and i swear i didn't cheat lol)...........

So Angel, you inspired me to take the "which soap star are you" quiz (what can I say, I was bored at work!). I did cheat! I was trying to get Tracy.. guess who I got?!?!

Luke Spencer. HA!!!! It's a sign. I know it is.. I was trying to be Tracy, and I got Luke!!!

Sorry guys.

A combination of personal issues and computer issues pulled me out of breakroom and kept me out of breakroom. Hey.. there's always tomorrow.

and oh... I still believe!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry guys.

A combination of personal issues and computer issues pulled me out of breakroom and kept me out of breakroom. Hey.. there's always tomorrow.

and oh... I still believe!!!!!!!!!!!

here's the SZ post about the SD stuff LOL:

A very sexy love scene was filmed on a closed set yesterday. The whole cast and crew were buzzing about it.

It takes place on a rarely used set, but you will see this particular set this week, so pay attention

spumor talk over

Only set I saw today that I didn't recognize was the one they used for Lucky's room at Shadybrook. Do they mean next week? Do I have to start looking on Monday?

I'm telling you folks, you're getting me down, but I refuse to be brought down. I am going to stay POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe I believe I believe I believe.

Ta Ta From LA-LA Land,

Lainey

I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do!

What's that mean?

REACTION TO "THE SPUMOR" FROM LAINEY'S LA-LA LAND:

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SOAPDISH SPUMOR: I'm not gonna spoiler space. It's SoapDish. It's an anonymous poster. Chances are it's crap, but...*drum roll* If we ever wanted that site to be accurate, now would be the time: Tracy & Luke are supposed to have a love scene. *waits for SQUEE'ing from Lainey and MinervaFan* It could be true though. Yes, I'm probably one of the most pessmistic people here, but it would be classic Guza to have Laura make her entrance back into Port Charles by catching Luke/Tracy in bed. If it does happen, I'm guessing FTB, since TG and JE aren't too fond of "love scenes." Plus, I'm pretty sure Guza considers them "old and wrinkled." Or was that Frons who used those terms?

SQUEE!!!!! SQUEE!!!!! SQUEE!!!!! SQUEE!!!!! SQUEE!!!!! SQUEE!!!!! SQUEE!!!!! SQUEE!!!!! SQUEE!!!!!

I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe

Oh.. I want to remind Minerva - I originally wrote the endings to Awakenings this way, with Laura looking in on Luke and Tracy "doing it," and you asked me not to! You said it was unrealistic.. that Guza might do it, but that we were better than that. If it happens, I will so LMAO!!!!!!!

HEE. I know I'm mean.

About SD Rumor:

BWHAHAHA !! Suuuure. Uh-huh.

Come on ILTQ , you're the one who believes in the power of prayer. What about the power of positive thinking?!?!?!

I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe I believe

squeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Okay.. I don't know any of the soap sites, and I never get any of the spumors/spoilers you guys seem to get... But does anyone get the yahoo email from the Jane Elliott fan lady (you know, the one with all the GH fan clubs). Anyway.. I have cherry-picked some of the more delicious rumors from her most recent email. They're probably from some site you'll have seen before (but I hadn't!!)

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RUMORS

Is Scotty coming home?

Rumor has it he will be back to escort Laura off the canvas after her brief recovery.

[COMMENT FROM LAINEY: GOD, WOULDN'T THIS BE NICE?!?!]

Sam has a brother afterall

[COMMENT FROM LAINEY: THERE GOES THE NIKOLAS RUMOR AGAIN. I LOVE THAT RUMOR!!]

Kelly Monaco is leaving GH

[COMMENT FROM LAINEY: IF THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE LAURA HER MOM... THEN SHE'D NO LONGER BE TETHERED TO ALEXIS!!]

The Jones girls will be history

[COMMENT FROM LAINEY: HMMMM.. MAXIE I DON'T LIKE.. BUT GEORGIE IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE QUARTERMAINES.. SHE'S GOT GUTS AND GUMPTION!]

I've Posted! I've Posted!

Thanks to Minerva and ILTQ and everyone in the breakroom who listened to me whine about this little story for days and days. It's called "The Bomb Along the Road," and it is the first in my "Along the Road" series. It's on ff.net. You can link it through the ficathon or just go here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3179479/1/

Now, I'm off to read the latest and greatest from both Minerva and Keith !!!

(Oh Boy!! This is shaping up to be a good evening!!)

Here are some of the bunnies fighting for supremacy in my head:

[*]Tracy and Luke discuss Laura's return (work in progress)

------Oh this is good. I am definitely going to get to a version of this for my "series," but I am eager eager eager (sooooo eager) to see how you do it. I love this topic. Can't get enough!

Luke and Tracy get together on New Years Eve--much candlelight and smooching and completely unrealistic romance.

------Double oh! I love Luke and Tracy love, and the thought of you writing this just makes me squee... come on Minerva, make me squee, please!

Of course, none of them are even remotely strong enough to fight through the malaise in my brain. Anyone with encouragement, tricks to fight writers block, and strong strong coffee is welcome to put your two cents in....

My editing skills aren't as stong as yours, but I'm certainly good for bouncing ideas off of, or giving you my suggestions on what you've written. Let me know if this would help.