Maxim

This should be in The louvre

Every time you say Taylee, I laugh. 🤣

God I love her. https://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/madonna-eats-anti-trump-cake/

When my husband comes home without the dominos pizza I ordered for him to pick up on the way home. honor.mp4

Me on 5 gins.

honor.mp4 I can't stop laughing at Brooke and Ridge's scenes these past few episodes. I even re-watched Brooke screaming - HONOR ME to Ridge couple of times. For some reason the effect is not dramatic, but comedic. 🤣

This should be in the Louvre...

A funny topic idea I just got... A place where we can share moments where we embarrassed ourselves... did something foolish or stupid without realizing or being able to control ourselves... Something to light up the mood. We are all human after all. Let me start with what I did just yesterday. I saw this woman I hadn't seen for a long time coming towards me on the sidewalk... Get this... I didn't know she had some kind of dental fake-teeth procedure done... You know how these people make their teeth look SUPER fake... so white... that it looks absurd. Veneers. I think that's what it's called. I've never even had a cavity in my life, so I don't know anything about these things and don't care. (Lucky genes) So I see her and she comes near me... but I don't and can't expect... what I'll see when she opens her mouth and smiles at me with these huge white scary teeth - the doctor that did them must be really inexperienced... or psychotic. So she... smiles... and I burst into uncontrollable laugh... that completely shocked her. I tried to control myself... but couldn't for some reason. I realized how rude I was acting... but just couldn't stop laughing... And of course tried to lie about a reason of why I was laughing... but she quickly got what was happening... and closed that scary smile. A box of shame moment for sure.

I hate when people mock / joke around straight men with talking about them like they are going to be kissing or hooking up... or joking that they've already done it... even if it's just made to sound like some innocent joke. I feel it's borderline homophobic... And... like to be gay is something a straight man can just laugh about... like we are lower than them, but they are acting like they don't mind... So I should be okay with it? And I've seen even people who claim to be very tolerant/supporting gay people... act like this... when in big groups/drunk. I really don't want to hear someone encourage or talk about another straight man kissing another straight man like it's some kind of a joke. THIS IS MY LIFE. IT's not a joke to me. I don't want to see your f-cking face smiling and laughing when it's quite clear these men are NOT gay and they are just mocking gay-relationships, without even realizing it... I get triggered as [!@#$%^&*]. I don't like it. Maybe it's just me... but that's IT. I also don't like straight women who refer to me... with MY GAY best friend Maxim. YEY! YEY! YEY! Not-yey! B-tch, stop referring to me BY MY sexuality and tagging me with it in front of people who I DON'T EVEN KNOW. This has happened so many times... I can't count. I don't need people to see me like I'm some kind of an accessory to a straight woman... This is like if I was introducing her... to someone and saying - This is my straight best friend Elena... for example. Absurd. I'm not a bag... a pair of sunglasses... or even A DOG. I'm a f-cking human being. It's not cute. It doesn't make me feel included. NOT AT ALL. Again... maybe some people don't mind. I get horribly irritated. And I remember this one time... when a guy... with his girlfriend in the same room!!!... at a home party... asked me if I would like him to kiss me... Because he had never kissed a man... he wanted to see how he would feel (he knew I was gay from the conversation before that) and he was sure his girlfriend would just laugh. What I responded - I told him, first - I don't kiss drunk men I've met 30 minutes ago... and second... you are not my type, so I'm sorry, but... NO. And also... just because I'm gay, that doesn't mean... every man that wants to kiss me... can kiss me. No, no, no, mister. Go and try your experiments with someone else. He acted like I stole his ice cream. He was sooo sure I would do it... I saw that look in the eyes. Well. NO.

The negative of having an extremely funny (borderline comedian) husband... is that I have to try so hard... to come up with something FUNNIER than him. It's my goal of life... but deep inside I know I will never even come close. 🤣

OMG, he should definitely be RJ's secret boyfriend... that becomes not so secret anymore. It's time this show stop being so passively-homophobic.

AND I've also given plenty of examples of that happening without them being quoted here in this exact topic... in the pictures above.

I was thinking the same thing.

You can recognize real friends by how they are willing to listen and hear what you have to say. People who always ignore everything you say, just to change to topic to them... are not capable of being friends to ANYONE.

Selfish people who only think of their own problems... deserve what they get.

And this is what fascism looked like in Bulgaria last night. I'm horrified.

This is my take on it too. I will repeat what my husband told me... "They gave him EVERYTHING. This is a circus." I'm getting a second dose of brutal anxiety... and losing my sh-t about this.

I just saw Putin's love ode to Trump... where he called him manly man... an courageous... and congratulated him... and I'm so f-cking disgusted.

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https://sofiaglobe.com/2024/11/07/uproar-as-nationalists-disrupt-malkovichs-staging-of-arms-and-the-man-in-bulgarias-capital/ "There was uproar at the Ivan Vazov National Theatre in Bulgaria’s capital city Sofia on November 7 as a horde of ultra-nationalists disrupted the opening of US star John Malkovich’s production of George Bernard Shaw’s stage play Arms and the Man." I'm ashamed of my birth country and what is happening. How these people defiled the National Theatre last night. This is unprecedented. One of the best actors... if not THE BEST actor in the country... Vladimir Penev... was attacked and beaten by the mob, trying to enter the theatre. I can't believe I am living in these times. The man attacked in this video... is the director of the Theatre.

I have this strange gut feeling that all of this... Bridge breaking off... Hope moving on with Carter... Steffy being responsible for all of this happening... now Ridge will probably turn to Taylor... ... And I feel all of this is building up to Brooke having scandal sex with Finn. I mean... Bradley has been teasing this guy's potential misstep for months and months... And we all know that when Brooke is without Ridge, she likes to ruin lifes. Why is my gut telling me this? 🤣

Finally Bridge is breaking up...! Not gonna last probably... but I'm LIVING for it.