Maxim

I've got drinks to serve... and lives to ruin. ❤️

If Trisha Mann-Grant doesn't get an Emmy for this role... I'm gonna get really really... upset. Dani-level upset.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? @Cheap21 ❤️

Amen. I won't refuse a re-cast. 🐍 With a man like that... you don't need enemies.

If Vernon was THIS BRUTALLY honest with DANI too...

BEEN THERE AND SURVIVED THAT.

And you thought you've seen the last of me? 🐍 I'm only just beginning.

Look at Martin... trying to ruin Smitty's career opportunity. AND HE IS LYING ABOUT HIM. DESPICABLE.

You don't argue with MOTHER... little girl.

I am missing you! ❤️

I don't like to leave fingerprints. 🐍

Dani already has the maniac-eyes. She's starting.

I've put something extra in the champagne. 💗

Vernon lucked out.

HE'S AWFUL.

Today I'm wearing my curls. 😈 WATCH OUT. @Cheap21 where my girl at ❤️

The way he phrased it to Smitty days ago... it was something like they had an arraignment that Smitty will be a stay at home parent and etc... But at this point, when the children are almost the same age as their parents... Smitty should be able to do whatever he likes. F-ck, he never should have agreed to an arraignment like that... but... I am not judging him - he was probably gaslit into believing that was the best at the time. But now... Martin just can't take having an equal partner. That's the problem. His ego and his selfishness won't allow it. He wants someone he can boss around and dominate. Someone who is completely dependent on him. Knowing dynamics like these... Smitty probably has a form of Stockholm syndrome by now... He needs help. With people like Martin... it's almost like a sect. Once you are in, you can't get out. It would have been better if the children were smaller, so that a future custody battle could have given us drama... and also... if the actor that plays Martin could act.

Often imitated, never duplicated.

Smitty's only role in Martin's life is to take care of the children, do the laundry, grocery shop... be there for whatever, whenever. It's giving 1950s housewife. And not the most respected one. I don't like that, because as much as we are alike... gay married couples have different dynamics than straight married couples. Believe me... I am in one... married to my husband... and we know plenty of gay couples just like us. I've seen a lot of examples... and nothing is THAT straight-basic giving in vibes. Sorry, but that's my opinion. I agree... that the age should have been at least elementary-middle school. I could have bought it... Right now... if Samantha was not wearing the infantile hairstyle... she looks the same age as Smitty. And the whole... let's now be happy and merry... after Martin just emotionally abused Smitty... is not my cup of tea. I'm not one that buys these types of superficial commercial like family portraits. Smitty needs to escape this hell hole that Martin calls family. Or he'll wake up one day and find himself in his mid-50s... done nothing but laundry and dinner. (Nothing against that... IF YOU WANT THAT only - Kudos to you. BUT Smitty wants more.)

News flash. "Russia doesn't accept a cease fire."

I want a vacation. I don't want to work anymore.

Can I turn this into a musical? "Cancel this trash... Trash... Trash... Trash." "Did someone say "Trash"?" "Cancel This Trash, God... Do it... Now! Now! Now!" - Now all together! "Cancel this trash" Loooooord.... "Cancel thiiiiiiis traaaaaaaaaaaaaaash"