Mr. Vixen

Why are you worried about Nene's edges? I think you should focus on getting your girl some furniture, or an acting job that's not direct to DVD.

We can talk about *my* taste in housewives when you're done lubing Krayonce's face up with ProActiv.

My thoughts on last night's premiere: Kyle: She is looking fabulous this season! She looked great in every scene. The white party is so glam, and I think she did a really nice job with that. I liked that it was the first event this season, as it was a nice way to usher the OG housewives back in. I guess I'm not super excited to see Kyle/Lisa mend fences because I know it will go down in flames. Honestly, I think Kyle cares very much about Lisa, and while I'm sure Lisa cares about her as well, Lisa isn't very good at friendship, and inevitably Kyle will wind up getting hurt and will spend seasons 6-9 crying about it. Lisa: Why is this incredibly glamorous, wealthy woman forever wearing her hair like she's a maid? Just awful. I liked her scenes well enough, but she continues to be unable to apologize or admit wrongdoing. I like Lisa on the show, but in real life she's exactly the type of person that I hate. "Let's just not talk about the past anymore and pretend everything's fine and move on". Uh, no bitch, that's not how life works. When someone who is supposed to be your friend has hurt feelings (Brandi, Kyle, Yolanda), you talk about it and admit your wrongdoing. There's a reason your only friend has four legs! Have you met Kenya Moore? Y'all have that in common! (Or you did before she, ya know, killed her dog). Lisa Rinna: Her intro wasn't super exciting, but I liked the look at her family. Her and Harry are such a cute couple, and I hope this show doesn't [!@#$%^&*] that up. Love that she kept subtly name-dropping the Mad Men wrap party. Yes boo, let these heifers know! Yolanda: I love that she's just fed up with Lisa's [!@#$%^&*] and ready to move on. No point in wasting your fabulous time beating a dead horse. I like them as friends, and the fact that Yolanda knows exactly how Lisa operates will hopefully prevent Yo from getting hurt and will provide for some great reads down the line. Brandi: My girl. She looked fab at the party, and I felt for her. The reunion ends with Lisa crying, saying that watching Brandi cry really hurts her. Yet she hasn't called her, and was unnecessarily rude to her at the party. Brandi/Kyle are interchangeable to Lisa, and now that she's got her OG pet Kyle back, she'll treat Brandi like crap, and Brandi will be vilified for it. I liked that Brandi reached out to Adrienne, and I hope we get to see them talk things out. I felt bad for her being ostracized like that at the party. Having been in that situation, I know that's the worst feeling. Kim: Okay, to me it felt like Kim had been there the whole time, probably filming and acting ditzy. Then, the OG's, probably after 20 or 30 minutes, were told to act like they were missing Kim (even though they probably didn't even notice she wasn't there), and so they staged that entrance. It did read as if Kim had been standing off camera the whole time. Notice she was the only one who we didn't see actually *enter* the party. Camille/Adrienne/Taylor: Great to see them, especially Camille. I hope we see more of her. Adrienne looked decent, and that rental boyfriend of hers was delicious. Taylor looked…like Taylor, but I'm glad she's happy. Overall, great episode.

But Prince….Hoy-say *didn't* have any value!!

Please don't insult all people living on farms by comparing them to you. I've known plenty of "farm people" who didn't spew hate, racism, and misogyny every time they open their mouths.

Nene was on Dr Oz today (I didn't see it) and she also has an appearance coming up on Real Husbands of Hollywood.

You shady hoe! You should know to plan your trips around our TV shows!

Bloop!

What time is RHOBH tonight

I thought that was a shot from the rehearsal? Idk but Cirque did advertise that it was sold out.

For someone who's "so over" Nene, Cynthia sure does mention her a lot. Actually...every time she's shown, she's mentioned Nene. Yet how many times has Nene mentioned her? None. Keep trying to get a storyline, boo.

I'll post more later/tomorrow but I will say this now... I was actually feeling for/warming to Kenya a bit until she acted such an ass on WWHL and I was glad Sherri called her out on it. Kenya was being very rude and condescending about her fans...isn't that what she was accusing nene of? Hmm, can't wait to see how y'all Kenya bootlickers spin this one...

I'm DEAD at Lisa R's mentioning her lips.

I was referring to what the bitch was doing inbetween seasons - a whole lotta nothing. RHOA check must not be too good since she doesn't even have furniture in half her house.

Kenya's back? From what? The unemployment line?

Normally I love shade like that. But Cynthia has been on this show for 5 years now and has never made comments like that. She's clearly just, very sadly, trying to cling onto some relevancy by now being mean-spirited. How pathetic.

Good for her

The makeup was bad but I loved the wig.

What about Nene's WWHL repulsed you? I didn't think she said or did anything negative, at all.

I do love that song and video. And if Taylor's overused snatch turned that beautiful man off from women for a while, he can certainly dial my number.

It's been too long since I got in a good read on this board!

Sorry bewbew, I thought we all knew in here since it's been openly discussed before. My bad!!

Spring/early summer, yes.

Well none of you hoes gave me anything to work with last night, so I had to drag someone! I was getting restless.

I don't know why Kenya's running her mouth when it's pretty much common knowledge at this point that everyone on CA hated her, and that she got fired for stealing Vivica Fox's phone and tweeting stupid junior high level [!@#$%^&*]. Also should be noted that she was fired BEFORE Brandi. So why is she talking about somebody needing penicillin, when she herself needs ProActiv, lithium, and a real dick to screw instead of the invisible African one she's trying to pretend she's got stashed away somewhere.