ChitHappens

Serena is the strong favorite! Her game is the best its ever been, and this surface has been very kind to her. She could take #1. Vika will be looking for revenge here, but it will be tough for her. AO surface is a feast for many. If Vika does not make it to the final, she loses #1.

Sharapova, she can't get passed Vika too often and she's proven time and time again that Serena beats her mentally as well as physically. Serena knows that court and has committed it to memory!

Eric,

Kandi's shorts were offensive, and she needs to take control of that bottom half before it's too late! That's beyond a donkey booty. It's a caboose and has taken on a life of its own. How dare she show up in this god aweful shorts!

I don't care... I still miss Sherry's delusional ass.

I had a mouth full of coffee and caught it just in time. LMAO! She was beyond delusional!

I want Sheree to show up to just so Andy can ask her how the Chateua is going and we can watch while she lies and explains why it's still dirt.

I'm thinking Chateau fully inhabitable right now - with a tent over that hole!

Kenya, you don't look like Beyonce, and no one told you that! STFU!

ATL:

I'm hoping Apollo's dialogue is limited to hi and bye! He should be seen and not heard because he's a husband and not one of the wives. What a colossal dummy!

I wonder who's dick she (or her husband) sucked to get her a magazine cover.

ROTF! Wow, Eric. Just wow!

Skirt is hideous. Looks as if her hips are sinking to her knees.

Ugh, Im so over this irrelevant ho

LMAO!

DOn't know what ya got til you done lost it. Happy for her if that's what she wants. I really have no opinion of Greg.

Nene's a sharp cookie, so I'm not gonna worry, but Greg appears to have made a turnaround at the same time as Nene's career. Of course, we have no idea what transpired offscreen, but again, Nene aint no fool and she would know if Greg was not into her.

Re-watching Kenya telling Cynthia girls from the BA contacted her after the Jet audition and thanked her, and I don't believe that for a minute!

Does anyone else buy that?

With Sheree and Wig gone there is nobody left that has a real beef with Nene, which has allowed them to come together plus adding new women with no pre-existing friendships.

Wig just doesn't fit with this cast anymore. She has completely changed since getting her new meal ticket. She is one of those women who cut off everyone when they get a new man.

Which tells me Wig thought she was too good to be around the others. She was ok as a trashy mistress and a 24 hour lesbian, but now that Wig has stability, she doesn't need the others. I expect someone's life to change when they find love and complete their family, but Wig looked down on the rest once she got hers.

But if she left I think I'd want a spin-off for her. Plus I feel like Bravo wouldn't want her to leave; Andy loves him some Nene and I can't really see myself watching the series without her.

There's no RHOA without NeNe. No one currently on canvas can fill her shoes!

Very inappropriate Phaedra! Gross, actually!

Cynthia's commentary this week is so on point. Love it!

Kenya and Walter? Time to spare us from this fake chit!

Chithappens, there goes your favorite girl, Derek J! Haha

Derek and Lawrence make me physically ill!

Now if it were Leanne or h/e she spells it that'd be even more of a blockbuster event.

I have no desire to see Brandi sit and talk with Leanne about anything. I want Brandi to whip her ugly ass and not because of the affair with Loser Cibrian, but because of the chit Leanne has been pulling since.

Ok, the eppy is officially ruined for me! Damn it!

I think they need to be paid to keep their clothes on! So nasty! And they are all very homely!

RHOA:

What the !@#$%^&*] kind of strip club is that?

Heard this when I saw Django this week and immediately became obsessed. I am not familiar with John Legend's music, but this song here is so damn good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DRUBzr2V1c

I still say I'd love to see Rasheeda next season. She could easily replace Porsha for me.

Um no!

God, why is Dana still invited to these things.

So we can listen to her po ass talk about how much she paid for something!

LMAO! That outfit is all kinds of hideous! And yeah, Sheree looked like a pre-op from day 1!

Kenya is going to have to find something else to cling to. Every conversation she has leads back to Miss USA 1993. Damn!

I'm afraid of what will happen to my show without Mazzara. Not familiar with his other work, but I absolutely love where he's taken TWD! I see inferior show runners lining up for the job and AMC counting their revenue while thinking that only blood and guts is what put this show on the map. They figure that's easy and anyone can do it. Idiots!

Be afraid. Be very afraid!

OMG ya'll Kenya is suing Funky Dineva for posting a picture of one of her checks and he could face jail time!

http://allthingsrh.c...face-jail-time/

I hope this makes that disgusting thing go away!

RHOA had its third highest rated episode with 3.6 million viewers Sunday. Nice to see they aren't suffering from the loss of She-broke and Wig.

What loss?

Kyle is only mad at Kim for telling Adrienne because Kyle wanted to be the one to stir the pot. That's her role!

Faye is trashy, catty, messy, and desperate, but she owns it like no one else. Gotta give it to her!

I think you are on to something here. Kim took on Kyle's role of pretending to do a good thing when she's really just starting chit, and Kyle is upset about that. Great observation! Kim is dead on when she said Kyle started this whole thing.

Right -- this bitch is killing me tryna come for Brandi.

Brandi is trying to control her outbursts, but she picked the wrong time to do it because she needed to read that monkey faced bitch! Brandi showed remarkable restraint.