Awwww, it's OK, y'all. Mama Pine is here to give you a new soap in 2012:
All My Bitches will rival anything currently seen on daytime.
Characters:
Daphne Floz
A blonde floozy/hooker. Because of her bland personalty, however, gets dumped by her pimp...
Clinton Smelly
A gay pimp who prefers pimping women because it's ''classier''.
Carla Pall Mall
A notorious drag queen who works at Club Chew -- a gay club where the patrons prefer to "eat out".
Mario Fatali
The obese owner of Club Chew. He's also a mobster who impregnated Daphne. He drugged her the night she gave birth and told her the baby died. Mario sold the baby for food.
Michael Lyman
Clinton's bald lover who has a scorching case of herpes.