Chatty Cakes

Billy has some nerve coming down on Theo. Maybe they can bond over how easy Summer is and move onto a working relationship.

I love Sharon, I felt for her discussing how she took care of herself and still got cancer. 
I think we need to put Adam with Sharon and gift Rey to Victoria. He is a sexy man and Vicks needs to move on from Billy. Win win.

Chris Samuels is one big sexy family man. I do NOT see Monique stepping out, 

I am questioning Gizelle and Pastor Penis, they don’t live in the same city and their  girls are not enthused at all.
The one likable thing about Gizelle is that for the most part she is good with Robyn. They seem like a genuine friendship although she did act out at Robyns showing last year. 

Yay Theo’s on!!!!!! And clean shaven. I so want him to get the best of vile Kyle.

Eww Phyllis is on. Bummer. 

Nick should be ashamed of himself announcing that he is back with his sloppy seconds! Sharon has a real crisis, she doesn’t need to be reminded that Nick needs serviced constantly.

Lily is jealous of Amanda.

I could see Gizelle trying to launch that rumor. She’s never liked Monique and never got over Monique putting her in her place about her homes.

Gizelle only has slightly more of a story than Charisse. 

I hope Ridge just goes with the marriage to Shauna.

Why didn’t they just make Hilary come back from the dead?

Potomac is much better than BH.

Are Karen and Ray putting us on? If he was truly off of his lovely grande dame wife, I don’t think he would film with her.

I love Gizelles advice to Juan to double the first ring! His face! I’d like a wedding spinoff but I don’t see Robyn being an over the top bride.

I’m not impressed. Lily looks like an idiot holding her phone up for a so called interview with the residents of GC.

Nikkis wig is bad.

Mark Grossman is hot.

I guess Amanda and Billy will be interesting. Lily was no match for Hilary, I don’t see that changing with Amanda. 

Summer and Kyle were awful,. Hoping Summer passed away during the break!
Then maybe Sharon could take advantage of Nicks grief, have revenge sex with him just to give old Red a taste of her medicine and promptly dump him.

Bravo needs to fire Teddi. She looks like a clown in her makeup and she is nauseatingly obnoxious. I hope we don’t have to watch the idiot have her baby.

Dorinda is one hypocritical drunkard. She’s also mean, defensive and bitter.

5 minutes ago, Jonathan said:

OK, those Vegas flashbacks were AWFUL.  I have never understood the hype around Thorsten.  Why are people in love with his acting?  I feel like his accent throws people off and they equate him to be this great thespian.  When he was on All My Children, I hate how JHC gave him a pass to do almost anything on camera, including wear those stupid Red Wings jerseys.

He’s so different from Ronn Moss’s version of Ridge. Seeing RM in the classics reminded me of that.  I wish TK would get a nice haircut and shave. 

The Vegas shots were very tacky but they kind of go with the new cheesy and choppy looking love scenes!

Quinn is too pretty to wear those thick bangs! They hide her eyes.

Liberty Biberty is too distracting because of those commercials 

Time for Steffy to take that picture down,

I never understood the Phick chemistry claims. All I’ve seen is that Phyllis will let Nick toss her around in the shower or anywhere else and then they eventually break up. 
I used to be a Sharon and Nick fan but he’s cheated so much I’d just as soon she didn’t bother with him for a long time. 
 

I don’t want to see the odd love scenes ala Bold and Beautiful. 
Nick and Phyllis can be seen going to the bedroom and shutting the door Viewers get that they are constantly in heat. We don’t need to see how the sausage is made.

44 minutes ago, Faulkner said:

“That’s handy for you, Sliiick!”

Victoria Rowell is a gem.

LLB had to be on her game to weather Stafford’s showboating. She really did improve a lot.

I miss Victoria Rowell sooo much!
I find MS to be like a cartoon character. I can’t imagine having to act with that.

I would stop with the love scenes. Wyatt and Flo looked ridiculous on the couch. 
 

Courtney Hope is such a beautiful young lady.

When someone stares longingly at their pills, you know troubles on the horizon.

I don’t remember this Daniel.  
Oh Phyllis, each hole in the back of her dress represents a jealous feud. Right now it’s Christine. Later Sharon and now Abby.

I thought Scott looked a little more bulky, maybe from lifting weights.

i don’t care for the beard either.

I’m thinking Hope will get caught up in another judgement tour and try to take Kelly from Steffy. 
I see Liam getting fed up with Hopes save the children from the Forresters crap and he will turn to Flo. 

Monique is awesome!

Ashley looks very happy with her future child support check and post nuptial insurance. 

I love Monique, even when she leashed up her bird and left the cute baby sitting with dad!
Charisse, never had much of a story other than her husband didn’t like her nor want to be filmed with her. Wonder what she’s doing to Monique. 
Am I the only one, that thinks Gizelles last home was nicer than her new one? 
Love Robyn and Juan. I hope they get a wedding spinoff! 
Love Karen and hope her and Ray Ray find their way back to happiness. (Just no tongue kiss on camera please)

Candiace and her cash bar! She should have made some calls to see if there’s a warehouse out there with a few cases of Ramona Pinot Grigio or Sonja Morgan Tipsy Girl.  Do her and Chris still live in the same house that was her moms?
I can tell I like the new lady already.

Why did Hope look annoyed when Steffy peeked her head in on Kelly?
Does she want to steal that child too?
Wyatt and Flo have some nerve coming down on Sally! What a couple of hypocritical jerks. 
Katie needs to mind her own business.

I get it, Steffys going to get dependent on the pain pills and Hope will judge her and try to take her daughter.

I’m hoping the show picks up. Are they prepping Steffy for a pain med addiction?

My blood runs cold 

my memory has just been sold

my private investigator in the centerfold

According to the Bravo schedule, episode 2 will air Sunday night at its normal time  before the special Race in America.