Maxim

“Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn't know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.”
― Bette Davis, This 'n That

5 minutes ago, Soapsuds said:

That's double the trouble.

Of course a little love making with your husband could put you to sleep.

If you know what I mean.

Done that... half an hour ago. He fell asleep, I am more fired-up than ever. 

People who talk too much when you watch a movie with them. I am all for a light conversation if the movie allows it and the mood is the right one... but monologues that make me struggle to keep watch the movie... are a big No. That's why I am never able to watch a movie with my father... He won't shut up.

Just now, Soapsuds said:

Hahahahahaha

That happens to me too when Coca Cola in involved. 

and even worse... I ate so much chocolate... I feel like I can stay up till 5-6 in the morning. And that's when I'm supposed to wake up. 

Can't fall asleep (drank too much coke too late)... and I have to wake up early. This feeling should be called... silent horror.

Oh no... My heart just... Sank... May his soul rest in peace.... So devastating.

1 hour ago, Liberty City said:

This is 5-fúcking-8!

Can't get better than this.

Lili Ivanova - 86 years old

1 minute ago, Liberty City said:

Happiest of birhdays to Ms. Genie Francis.

That smile! 

Lili Ivanova, age 86 in this photo.

@Liberty City 

I just thought of a funny story... kinda disturbing if you think more into it.

My mother once went into a full blown hysteria, meltdown breakdown, because a person who she wanted to impress told her she looked - Great.

She would talk about this for... months... She expected to hear how she is the most beautiful and amazing looking woman for her age... and the word Great... was disturbing to her and her narcissistic ego. The rages that followed were part-traumatizing, part-hilarious.

If you want to make a narcissist go into a meltdown - treat them like they are ordinary and just normal.

I've been following couple of reality stars and one of them mostly... he is completely unhinged and goes on LIVE to argue with people... and I find it hilarious. I use tik-tok mostly for his lives... I don't follow anything more than that. For now. 

I have an obsession with hot peppers and spicy hoooot food.

I am craving something spicy right now... 

People who don't respect other people's personal boundaries DISGUST ME.

And just as everything was perfect... I dared to say it was... and even brag to some people... 

After me... making the mistake of giving Elmo some of the Greek yogurt I was eating... BECAUSE HE WAS BEGGING me... and I finally caved in... BIG MISTAKE...

Woke up to the whole house in [!@#$%^&*]. In literal pools of diarrhea -  everywhere he has free access to.

Don't even ask me how we cleaned the poop all over the floor. My soul now smells of dog poop. 

I AM [!@#$%^&*]-ED IN the head right now. And I AM to blame and that makes me soooo guilty. 

He has never had an accident since he was just a little puppy.

I hope this doesn't repeat.

Will definitely NEVER ever GIVE him dairy.

Epictetus being asked how a man should give pain to his enemy answered...

By preparing himself to live the best life that he can.

6 minutes ago, Soapsuds said:

The fun you could have with that chest.

Tell me about that. And that mustache is made for...

F em

2 hours ago, DRW50 said:

Bits and pieces of this have been around (some of the pilot this is from was made into two shorts by Moe Howard's son in law and put into theaters in the early '60s), but this is the first time seeing it in color, apparently, and the first showing of the full version of the cartoon.

This is fascinating. Thank you.