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John Cho = Harold of Harold & Kumar movie fame.

Count me in as someone who is interested in seeing where this show'll go and will be tuning in next week (in large part because I want to support a good Blacktress).

You guess? That was what made me stop hating and start embracing her delusional ass.

SMH @ you Sherry haters... Hrrmph!

ETA: Danielle was so BOSS on last night's WWHL. Andy needs to sign her back up to NJ, stat. Whatever it takes. I don't give a [!@#$%^&*] if Jokerface, Chucky (bwah) or MeMeMeWhatAboutME?I'mTheVictimHere! get pissed off about it.

As much as I'd love to see that nuttier-than-squirrel-sh!t troublemaker back on my screen on the regular, I don't think that Andy would invite her back (sadly) - especially after she forced him to apologize to her on his turf.

Forgot to add, I enjoyed that zinger about her daughter quitting modeling to succeed at the school that Chucky's son flunked out of.

Can't remember if you guys were the ones to introduce me to the FameWhorgas blog, but I died twice after I saw someone on there refer to Caroline as Chucky.

Although I'm very displeased that Danielle chose to take the high road regarding that cro-magnon heifer (especially since she had a prime deserving opportunity to spit on her on live TV), she slightly redeemed herself when she came for the other bullying heifer (though it'd have been even better if she'd flat-out put her marriage on blast by mentioning Big Al's sidepiece).

Although I'm still Team Melissa/Brother Joe when it comes to the family feud, even I have to admit that she's pretty sloppy to have a former castmember put her out on front street like that. Yikes.

(No comment on last night's RHoNJ eppy, since I haven't seen it yet.)

Though I still hold out until 11:30 on Sunday night because I'm sure that there's e-fuckin-nough zingers in her to spare.

All I know is that I am counting down to Sunday night @ 11, just to see Danielle revel in Crouching Hairline Hidden Forehead's misery. All the sh!t that that bitch put her through, I better see a Cheshire grin or 10 on her face instead of that taking-the-high-road bullshit.

I'll take this as another opportunity to say that I miss Silex's delusional asses and would welcome them back with open arms...

I would love it if Danielle came back to RHoNJ and just exposed EVERYBODY. I especially loved the stuff with her and her daughters in S1 and S2.

It could happen. Danielle's eldest girl (Christine?) defended Teresa and her kids on Twitter a few days ago when some nutty tweep started going on and on about CHHF. Teresa certainly seemed to appreciate the gesture because she singled out Danielle and her daughters for particular praise in her blog this week. Since Bravo are clearly ghost-writing most of these blogs, I am wondering if this is their way of making nice and getting Staub to come back.

Same here because I miss Danielle's brand of that's-a-fuckin-nough level of crazy on this show.

This musty-fried mess is what I refer to as Pigpen:

If it's true that the other NJ Housewives are CTFU at Crouching Hairline Hidden Forehead & her greasy canker sore of a husband's legal troubles, I can imagine how sweet it must taste to see them brought all the way down from the gutter where they came from. It'd be a bonus for me if Danielle popped right back up to spit on those trifling folks before they inevitably get sent away for the next 5 decades.

*sigh*

Mona's really trying to tempt me to tune into NY by dragging K. Michelle over there. huh? Part of me is curious as to how she'd fare in my hometown, but since that show did it absolutely no justice (not to mention the fact that I'd rather drink cleaner fluid than watch Pigpen in any shape or form), I just don't know if I'd be willing to give it a 1/4 chance.

I heard Jill Zarin was on CNN talking about how she left Housewives as soon as it affected her daughter.

And folks have the nerve to call Sherry the thirstiest ex-Housewife...SMDH

The irony about this is that folks swore up and down that Alex/Silex would be the biggest attention-hoing ex-NYC Housewives after Andy (mistakenly) cut them loose, but I've barely heard a peep from either of them since.

I actually think that she looks like a dead ringer of Taj from SWV

I agree. Mimi was more interesting when Steebie was stepping all over her. She is clinging to Steebie the same as Joseline. All her vulnerability is gone, and Mimi believes she's better than others when she's on the same level. She's a ho trying to get hers by latching onto a guy who carries a lot of green in his pocket.

Mimi has gone from my favorite to the one I'd love to see buried alive.

After last night's episode, I haven't a single point to offer in defending this broad (or Jose, for that matter). That dummy has no leg to stand on in when it comes to looking down on Jose. She's fully aware that Master Splinter is playing her like Scrabble and chooses to engage in his bullshit, so she deserves everything that will be said and will come to her.

Honestly forgot about Traci until I saw her at the end. She doesn't need to return. Her story had no impact.

One nice thing that I'll say about this chick is that I did like her braids. Otherwise, she can get gone.

Thanks for the suggestion, Miss Hamilton! I am not familiar with LSA and plan to do just that.

A couple of forewarnings:

You may not be able to find them right away because the tea spillers have purposely scrambled the names. If you find this to be the case, get creative with search keywords and spelling (it'll be worth it in the end).

Your entire night will be spent on one of those threads because they're at least 15 pages deep.

Happy reading.

Sincerely,

A longtime LSA lurker

Sorry, Eric, I know they're your peeps, but:

Oh lawd! Tre and Juicy are about to go to jail...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

ETA: Cat, I suggest you do a search on LSA to find older NJ tea threads as well...

Based on Season 1, I was surprised it was renewed as well. But everyone here says Season 2 was great, so I can't wait to get to that. Crusty and Larva (LOOOOL) are just like that in real life as well? Ugh.

This makes me wonder if Andy would've given DC that same second chance if it weren't for the Salahis or if he'd have still allowed it to sink like a stone. Not that I was a fan of that version, either, but I didn't think that it was any lamer than Miami.

Boogerwolves!

Are they still on in Season 2? I'll have to see if I can handle that. Can't stand Cristy's smug grin and, as for Larsa, if your life, kids and husband are so perfect, then why the f.ck are you on this show? What drama will she bring to the table? I don't need a Housewife there solely to start arguments with others based on the premise that she is eternally perfect. Bitch, gtfo.

I don't know because I know I stopped watching at some point during season 1 (and was shocked to see that Andy actually renewed this version because it was lame as hell, IMO). What I do know is that I loathed Crusty and Larva (hearing that their rancid demeanor was just as prevalent off-screen didn't help matters) and couldn't stomach watching them for another minute.

but the biggest drama came from Cristy (hate her!) not paying for a gala? Wow.

Larsa... Wow.

Those two boogerwolves were the reason why I hadn't bothered to finish out the season and haven't even looked back since.

Speaking of Tonya Harding, a doc of the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding brouhaha is in the works: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/nancy-kerrigan-tonya-harding-documentary-594415

While I'm no figure skating (or sports) fan, I'll watch this to relive the fuckery that captured my attention in the 7th grade.

Independence isn't the problem with Mimi - rather, it's the fact that she's deluded herself into thinking that she is even though she is clinging just as tightly to Master Splinter's nutsack as Joseline is while fronting as if she's a higher-caliber of woman than her.

Other than K. Michelle, Erica, Mama Dee, and Rasheeda (who I can honestly take or leave), the rest of these chicks can go kick rocks.

If I weren't sure about Crouching Hairline Hidden Forehead being a vile bitch, then I'd actually feel sorry for her that Brother Joe called her scum. All I know is that that fight better end with him stomping the sh!t out of Juicy Joe's rancid ass once and for all so that'll be my last (and sweetest) memory of him before his thieving ass eventually heads over to jail.

Please explain to me why the red-headed beaver is still on this show. It's clear that this 'storyline' with Big Al is a flimsy excuse to snag 15% of airtime, so they need to just boot her ass off the island, already.

OK, what is with this show and folks' comparisons to PBS cartoon characters?

1. What in the hell happened to Jacqueline's face? Yes, I've been hearing talk of it for the last 2 seasons, but it just hit me full force when I saw her braying at her phone.

2. My only beef with Jacqueline up until last night was the way she allowed her wretched daughter to run roughshod over her, but that all changed when she rolled up on Kathy's phone conversation. While I've made no bones about my intolerance for Crouching Hairline Hidden Forehead, I was blah-blah-blahing right along with her because I truly wanted her to STFU.

3. I sure hope next week's fight ends with Brother Joe beating the breaks off of Juicy Joe.

Rosie's gross ass needs to disappear. Give ot up Andy she is a piece of sh-t!

You speak no lies.

I think it speaks volumes that I was more interested in Cassie Winslow's 2-minute cameo than I was in watching Kimberly Elise try her damndest to pretend that Spongebob-bodied Superman was sexy.

I'm so hot I got fire comin' out my assh0le?

And folks wonder why I haven't bought a hip hop album in the last decade.