MrPrezident

Blonde was never a good look for Nene and it never will be. Stop trying to make it happen boo boo. The pic below is my favorite hairstyle on Nene. Not sure if its real or not but it looks natural. The more she thinks she knows about fashion the less it looks like she does. Somebody on her team must really hate her or she just really hates herself. All I know is that monstrosity on her head needs to be strangled and drowned and never thought of again. ETA: It's funny what a non-factor Sheree was pretty much the entire season 3. And Cynthia was so damn skinny!

So let me get this straight. Brandi called Lisa for the first time in forever just to ask if she's coming to her rental warming party? No "Hi! Sorry I tried and failed miserably to take you down. I only did it because I'm a victim of everything you do and say?" Brandi is so unbelievably stupid I would've just hung up on her broke ass. Ain't nobody got time for that. Lisa handled her with class but was also very assertive. Of course Brandi still feels she's the victim of everything that she did. Poor little bitch girl. Lisa Rinna is my new favorite next to Vanderpump. And Harry could get it anytime he wants. It was great to see Eileen. She seems strong and reserved with a very low tolerance for bullshit. Can't wait til she meats Glandville. Can we trade Kyle and Kim for Kathy? That bitch is shady and I love it! Very sad about Brooke's father. Nice of Kim to take care of him. Hopefully Kingsley doesn't get hungry and eat him before the wedding. Yolanda clearly doesn't care for her other daughter Bella as much as Gigi. I mean she was letting her eat. That just screams "I don't care!" I was laughing my ass off at the thought of Kyle's "private jet" versus Yolanda's. Looks like Kyle loses yet again. Portia the menace is made of fail and I hope that's the last we see of that storyline. Kyle tries so hard to come off normal and its just annoying. Nobody cares about you and your family. Although, I don't blame her for letting Brandi use her phone. Clearly she had to as they are filming a TV show and she can't risk getting kicked off as this show is her life. I mean... her family and husband are?

Oh yes, Lisa is definitely Queen! I don't stan for many people, but Lisa's my only ride or die from any of these franchises. If only she would adopt me. Mama Joyce won't be attending Sharon's funeral. Good riddance! That old cow better keep to the shadows anytime she's in the presence of Todd from now on. http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/03/miss-sharon-death-rhoa-mama-joyce-mother-in-law/

Vanderfabulous interviews Andy! How obnoxious that he keeps talking about how Joyce was annoying Yolanda so much at the reunion when in reality Yolanda was way more annoying and dismissive of Joyce. I like that Lisa told Andy to shove some lemons up his ass in order to give a proper imitation of Yolander.

Apparently Mama Joyce and Sharon get into a physical fight later on in the season. I'm sure that will be edited out now. I wonder if all the Mama Joyce vs Sharon scenes will be edited out or left in? I personally would like to see it but could understand if they get cut.

Todd's mother Sharon passed away. http://www.realitytea.com/2014/12/02/todd-tuckers-mother-sharon-passes-away-suffering-stroke/

Jax is such a horn dog tho I could see him letting a guy go down on him if the circumstances were right. Schwartz? Oh yeah definitely batting for the rainbow team. Sandoval looks like he played minors but never went pro. I love Stassi and her effortless bitchiness. "I'm not sure what I've done to you but I'll take a pinot grigio." Scheanna's double take had me rolling.

Alright, I'm over this whole Apollo/Kenya crap. He lied, whether the ladies apologize or not who cares. I'm going to need Kenya to pick herself up and stop crying about this mess. No more. I need my strong, take no [!@#$%^&*] Kenya back. Write a song and twirl all over the haters. Just stop letting them see you cry. And Kenya breaking down over Velvet last season was one of the saddest moments on any housewives show for me. This breakdown? Doesn't even compare. Poor Poorsha, she must've cringed talking about checks knowing that Claudia now has hers. This has to make any confrontations they have the rest of the season a sore spot for her. Hopefully she checks the superior attitude at the door next time. The only thing she has going for her is her Rolls and now she has to sell that to. I can't take Kandi anymore. Having your husband do your dirty work for your business is low. These are YOUR friends that YOU hired. Grow a pair and handle it yourself. Oh, and also stop your damn smirking! At this point Todd and Don Juan should run things while she tames the wildebeest that is her mother. I see Phaedra's plastic surgery has made its appearance. Nene even commented on it. The shade! Team Pretty > Team Ughly

Lisa even made a comment about it at the white party a week ago and they all laughed. Obviously it was true. !@#$%^&*] Kyle for lying. No wonder she tries so hard to come off as a saint. I preferred the season 1 manipulator. She was entertaining along with bitchy Camille. Both of them completely changed personalities come season 2.

I surprisingly liked this past weeks episode of Beverly Hills. It was fun and lighthearted with very little drama which is always kind of good before [!@#$%^&*] really hits the fan. Lisa Rinna has no shame and I love her for it. Just when I start to warm to Brandi again she always has to go and [!@#$%^&*] all over it. Don't apologize to Adrienne for something you said and did and then try to allude it was because of Lisa. I'm glad Adrienne picked up on that. I kept looking at her face to see any emotion but alas, nothing. Poor thing. And I hope Brandi wasn't paying her gay hairdresser/dealer for that thing on her head. Still looked better than Adrienne's. Portia used to be such a cute little girl. What happened? Kyle saying she doesn't want her to grow up being a brat all while buying her a t-shirt that says I left my Louis in the jet? So tacky. Lisa and her story about adopting another maid was cute. As was that pink ring she was looking at! Can't wait to see Eileen next week!

Did Kim and baby North love it?

Whoa! I just came across this photo of Kenya pre-nose job and contacts. I had to do a triple take.

If I were Cynthia I'd be pissed as hell that Poorsha was late. Although I did wince at all her fumbling of words, I did love the smack down she laid on Whorsha. Claudia sure is a breath of fresh air! Can't wait to see more of her. Phaedra saying she'll apologize to Kenya? Mmmhmm I'll believe it when I see it.

That's what I was wondering as well. Are we supposed to forget season 4 and the reunion where it was Lisa being attacked and made to feel left out just because Brandi now wants to play the victim? This is nothing like season 2 whore. You've lied and talked mad [!@#$%^&*] on every single person at that party and now that they're rightfully shunning your broke down slut pig ass you want to act all surprised and woe is me? Have a seat on the curb where you belong trash. Only fools are buying what you're selling. Was great to have Camille back! She needs to always maintain a friend of status on this show as she fits in so well. Adrienne... well, I can understand why she's back although I don't think we will see her next season. Taylor, Camille and Adrienne shading the hell out of Brandi on WWHL was hilarious! Poor tampon string, nobody likes her!

I hate the term THOT. It's as lame as the people that use it. So of course Poorsha would be saying it. Poor thing has become as irrelevant as Dim Richards. Which means Andy will keep her around for years to come.

I think I'm going to love Claudia. Wonder how long til her and Kenya are going at it. Very satisfied with BH ratings. I haven't seen the premiere yet but it's always been my favorite of the franchise. :lol:

I'm sure she turned them down.

Kathy Griffin will be replacing Joan Rivers on Fashion Police. Better luck next time NeighNeigh!

Lisa only puts up with Yolanda because she's the mother of Mohamed's kids. Yolanduh has issues with Lisa because her ex loves, adores AND respects Lisa way more than he ever did her. The main difference between then two is Lisa worked her way to where she is whereas Yoblanda slept her way. Yoyawnda will always act as tho she's superior to the other girls but she knows deep down in her lemon shaped heart that Lisa truly is her superior. Choke on it bitch!

Cynthia is paying Nene way to much mind. I understand they were friends but did they really hang out THAT much that she now has all this free time to work on herself and her marriage? As boring as all the lead up to Nene's performance was, she did do a good job hosting. I'll have to check out Zumanity the next time I'm in Vegas. I really am over Mama Joyce and her all around evilness. A 7 bedroom house? Kandi, you're a fool. And stop playing [!@#$%^&*] stirrer for the producers it's getting very annoying. If you can have so many opinions to give to your cast mates why not throw some of that Mama Joyce's way. I'm loving Claudia! She's cute with a sharp tongue, all the ingredients for a great Housewife! I to think about how Apollo's abs will look after 8 years in the slammer. I love how everyone is so shocked that Apollo lied to them when it's like, umm hello repeat felon! I'm glad the truth is finally out. Apollo did Kenya dirty but I still believe they had a thing for each other. They're both to good looking and devious not to. I would've slept with him and have no [!@#$%^&*] to give but that's just me. And as cute as Kenya's song Really Bitch is, please don't make it a single.

I lived for Kenya calling out Neighneigh's failure to make good on her deal for charity and her shortcomings as far as "statue"of limitations. "Clearly she should've gone to Detroit public schools." She was dead on when she called out the moose saying the ladies don't support her. Nobody wants to support a parasite that thinks it's bigger and better than everyone. Bigger, yes... *side eye* Sherri clearly had a bone to pick with Kenya. She came and Kenya conquered. I loved that Kenya shut down the troll that knowingly called her Kendra. Sherri's thirsty ass butting in for some camera time and Bullwinkle praise... Perhaps she should focus her attention on her crumbling life instead of worrying about where Kenya will be in 10 years. How's Barbara Walters? Not sure about everyone else but I'd much rather lick designer boots than a hoof anyday.

I miss season 1 Kyle and her season 1 house and her season 1 tagline and her season 1 style. I never even noticed the man shoulders either. She could be so much more interesting if she'd stop pushing this family life crap down our throats. We get it you're boring with an ugly house and shitty white parties. It's time to mix it up or get off reality tv. If I were Kyle I'd start with my tagline. "Planes and yachts are nice... Thats all." Cue hair flip and don't give a !@#$%^&*] attitude. But no, we're stuck with the frumpy linebacker and an endless supply of hideous caftans. NEXT!

Poor Kyle. She always has the worst tag lines! At least someone threw her a bone and made her the most prominent in the group shot. I like Lisa Rinna's! Lisa V takes the cake tho. Yolanda can gargle lemon pledge as far as I'm concerned. http://youtu.be/OeTieUYSvZ0 Promo featuring the originals! http://youtu.be/Bzid_5tazUs

I wish Faye were apart of this season. She was the only one that could bitch Brandi out and put her in her rightful place, on the side of the road crying like the gutter trash she is.

Wait so are these official? Cus if so I LOVE Lisa's and Eileen's!