MrPrezident

Nene's a coward. She only likes having rivals that she knows she can over talk and outwit. The second she meets her match she refuses to engage with them and makes sure they won't be back for another season. This is why I have no respect for her. If you're truly a bad bitch then be about it. Otherwise get to trottin'!

I've cuddled with lots of straight boys before. Granted I ended up hooking up with most of them. But I do believe they exist. Just not with these two. Stassi, as much as I love her extreme bitchiness, truly doesn't fit in this show anymore. She needs to either start working at Sur again or she needs to be cut next season. Vail is such an actress. She can go. Kristen is batshit crazy and I love her for it!

Well, at least Phaedra is finally doing something. She was quickly becoming the Kim Richards of this show. I wonder what flavor of ramen Nene would be? I'd say beef. Poorsha resisted arrest and reportedly called the cop an !@#$%^&*]. Keepin' it classy as always. http://tamaratattles.com/2015/01/07/porsha-williams-resisted-arrest-and-called-officer-an-!@#$%^&*]/

Brandi hurls insult after insult at everyone. If she can't take one little joke from a friend then the bitch needs to stop dishing it out. That whole after show was incredibly weird. They were either joking or serious. Either way it was a major buzzkill but not a surprise coming from the STD ridden filth known as Brandi. I'm just glad Andy had a front row seat since it's been pretty obvious for a while now that he doesn't like Brandi anymore. Enjoy what little time Brandi has left on these shows. I know I won't.

Oh goody! Another preview with man-shoulders crying over her children. Because Kyle loves her family. More than yachts and planes! Which she has made sure we've seen her in this season. Shut up, Kyle. You'll never sit with Lisa Vanderpump! NEVER!

I about died when Kenya busted up laughing after Demetria got punked. LOL! That whole set up was a much less interesting version of pillow talk. Kandi continues to be the producers puppet. Nene continues being bothered. Phaedra continues to act like she has a storyline. Poorsha continues to be peachless and brainless. Same [!@#$%^&*] different episode. I can't wait for next week though. Hopefully the rumors aren't lies and we're in for a treat!

Brandi needs to stop being so desperate for attention all the time. I hate how she's always on for the cameras calculating her next move. This chick is how old again? It's time to see a therapist. Those poor kids of hers.

Brandi is such vile trash! She is ruining what would otherwise be a perfectly great season of Beverly Hills. I'm so over her desperate attempts to get Lisa back. I had an ex like that. He would always do the little baby voice and try and be all cute and I would just look at him and imagine punching his face in until he couldn't talk anymore... I imagine Lisa does the same thing. Yolanda, Lisa does not like you. She's not even your Hollywood friend anymore. She rightly thinks nothing of you. Now shut the [!@#$%^&*] up and go worship your husband while he looks for wife number 5. Eileen and Lisa Rinna are made of win! I love how open and honest they are. And watching them listen to the gaggle of hags trash Lisa all while maintaining their own separate opinions was refreshing. All the other franchises could use some new housewives like this. Why is Kim still on this show? Anyone? Bueller? I loved how everyone sat at that table and went along with Brandi's lies about Lisa and said absolutely nothing. So much for having Lisa's back, eh vile Kyle? And you're right Yolanda, love is a big word. One that you clearly have no understanding of. But you keep on marrying men for money so it gives you that sense of power and entitlement you so desperately seek. Because without it you're just a blink and you miss it has-been model with no real skill set of her own... otherwise known as Brandi. Keep trying to diminish Lisa's presence in the group, regardless of if she ever gives any of you lot the time of day she will always remain the Queen. Now bow down bitches!

Poorsha has done a complete 180 since she started the show. The only thing that remains the same is she's still dumb as a box of rocks. I'm glad Kenya is over needing an apology from her. The only thing Poorsha has going for her is her vast knowledge of underground railroads and her Lisa Frank collection. That's all. If I didn't already know how fake NeighNeigh was being about making up with the other girls as was shown in the preview for next week then I would've given her some serious kudos on being the bigger person and trying to make things better. Instead helmet head has to muck it all up and let her ego get out of control once again. Girl bye! Phony Phae Phae's scenes continue to flounder without Kenya and Apollo. I forget who was using whom for a storyline? Thought so. I can't talk about Kandi anymore. Believe it or not she's my least favorite housewife at the moment. I can only imagine how Todd is feeling watching all this being played back now that his beautiful mom Sharon is gone. Drunk Kenya and Nene make for a good time. Poorsha was seething watching her master make nice with her enemies. Newsflash Kentucky fried titties, Nene is using you because there is no one else. The shade Nene is always throwing Poorsha is hilarious because it goes right over her bobble-head. Poor Demetria is the new Natalie.

If we never see Lisa Rinna's kids again I'd be fine with that. What ungrateful little bitches. And the Khloe Kartrashian one needs to put down the attitude and pick up a pair of tweezers. Very sad situation with her parents. Kyle continues to desperately try and climb the social ladder. Poor thing doesn't realize all the true rich and fabulous (Lisa and Kathy) are laughing and mocking her from way up top. "Come on dahling, with those man shoulders you'll make it in no time!" I must be in the minority but I've been loving Eileen from the gate! Her humor, much like her choice in wine, is very dry and I find her hilarious. Love that she clearly has no interest in the herpster whatsoever. I could watch Lisa give Yolandur and Blandi the cold shoulder all day. If Lisa is such a Hollywood friend then why the hell would she invite anyone to Palm Springs? Least of all Lemon Pledge. Brandi hanging on Ken was almost as uncomfortable to watch as Apollo and Phakedra. Ken has absolutely no interest in any of those cunts and I don't blame him one bit. I want to punch Brandi in the throat every time she uses her baby voice as if that will erase all the hateful and nasty [!@#$%^&*] she's done to Lisa and Ken. And then stomping off like a child and saying you won't keep kissing their ass? Bitch first of all they don't want the herp and secondly they don't like you and for good reason to. So sod off and get a clue you skank. On that note I am happy Brandi is at least trying to stir up some drama next week cus somebody has to.

Poor Poorsha. Even a friend of can't remember her irrelevant ass even though they were pretending to have a pre-show connection. Something tells me Demetria is a one season wonder.

It's so funny to me how this show will have all the woman show up to an event and act as if it just organically happens. None of them even knew Demetria existed no matter how much they pretend otherwise. I was cracking up when her music video wouldn't play and they all started talking [!@#$%^&*]. Poor girl. And that outfit... just no. Apollo was all kinds of creepy. Watching him and Phaedra is so awkward and uncomfortable. I don't believe either one of them ever truly loved the other. He just needed a sugar mama and she just needed a hot piece to boost her confidence. Please for the love of biscuits Nene make up with Marlo! You need her way more than she ever needed you and it's as plain as that blouse. Follow her, friend her, tweet her, myspace her, write a letter, send smoke signals... Just please stop harassing my eyes with your horrible sense of style. You ain't got none boo so find someone that does. I see thirsty ass Poorsha brings out the ghetto again trying to get camera time next week. I laugh every time I think about her dumbass finding out online that her peach was given to Claudia. The ultimate burn!

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Brandi interviewed Andy. It was pretty uncomfortable to watch. I get the vibe that he doesn't care much for her and she knows it. I don't want Leann on housewives as that means we'd be stuck with the herpster for years to come.

I love how many [!@#$%^&*] Lisa clearly doesn't give about Yolanda in this clip with regards to not inviting her to Palm Springs. You claimed Ken attacked you when all he did was touch your lemon scented elbow. She will never forgive you for going after her husband just as you would never forgive her if she went after your love. http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-5/episode-506/videos?clip=2835173 I am so happy that Eileen is introduced to the rest of the group next week! I was worried that wouldn't happen for a few more episodes.

Exactly what I was thinking! Derek J doesn't look as bad as usual. It probably helps that he covered his shoes. Those pinky toes should be on suicide watch cus they always look like they're about to jump!

So Kim was supposed to be on WWHL tonight but like with everything she does she's a no show. So we get Vicki G instead so she can talk about her tits.

I'm done with Kandi. This bitch truly is her mothers daughter. The constant eye rolls and smirks she was giving Sharon were not only disrespectful but completely unnecessary. Let's not forget that it was your old hag of a mother that was slandering Todd's parents, so have a glass of shut the !@#$%^&*] up and just apologize for the wrongdoings of your mother and stop enabling her atrocious behavior. I feel so sad for Todd now that his mother isn't around. If he were smart he'd run like hell out of that family cus the rotten apple clearly doesn't fall far from the tree. I felt so bad for Cynthia when she was beaming about making up with Nene just to have Peter [!@#$%^&*] all over it. So you got called a bitch. Get over it. Remaining so upset about it just goes to show how much of a bitch you truly are. I'm incredibly disappointed in this season so far. They need to stop focusing on the husbands so much, completely edit Poorsha out of the season and give us a proper intro that doesn't look like it was slapped together by some 13 year old.

I'm surprised at how much I've been loving RHOBH this season! Aside from Brandi I've been loving everybody. There's even times that I forget how much I can't stand the gutter slut either. I've been completely ready to be bored by each episode considering the lack of drama but instead have been entertained by the good times everyone's bee having. I was cracking up at Yolanda on the "bagel" and even have been fantasizing about Maurgreasio again. With that said, I'm ready for all of them to come together and for the drama to really start up again. I really hope Eileen gets to mix it up with everyone soon!

Kenya said it best. "You can take the girl out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of the girl. She is a ghetto, classless, beast for cheating those kids out of $20,000. They need it. She has it. That is typical NeNe. She is really to me showing the disgusting part of her personality," Kenya told to Hip Hop Hollywood. "It doesnt have anything to do with me or you. Its not a pissing contest. Give the money to the kids in the city of Detroit for their education. It has nothing to do with whether you like me or when you said you were going to donate it, or when I said it. She is the one who said I write the check, you write the check, we write it together. But I wrote the check first." I do think Nene will write the check now that her "statue of limitations" bullshit didn't fool anyone. Poor thing has probably never donated a cent to charity before anyways. Rich bitch my ass!

I'd take Nene's mugshot hair over the current catastrophe she's been sporting.

OMG what a train wreck WWHL was! Brandi was so beyond wasted and you could tell Andy and Sandra were so over her from the very beginning. Poor thing looked like a blowup doll that had been rode hard and put away wet... So her usual look. I don't even want to say anything else negative about her because she made it so unbelievably easy by being such a sad mess! Definitely more cringeworthy than usual.

Did Cynthia hire Nene's style team cus she has been looking all sorts of wrong lately. The clown makeup was so distracting I had to replay the dinner scene multiple times. Phaedra is looking good! Getting out of a relationship and lots of surgery will do that for a girl. Nene would not let up on Cynthia. She literally shouted for a good couple minutes without once listening to a word Cynthia had to say. Where was the Cynthia from last week? She has been all over the place the past couple episodes but at the dinner table she reverted back to quiet reserved Cynthia. Pick a personality boo and stick with it. Claudia continues to be the realist girl on this show and I love her for it! I truly do hope we don't have to hear about the whole Apollo situation anymore. These girls need something new to fight over. Mr Chocolate perhaps?

Kim and Nene playing plead the fifth was cute. Otherwise it all felt very forced. At the end of the day Kim really only cares about her family and Nene only really cares about herself. I do love the nostalgia factor tho.

You're joking right? Brandi and the words well-thought out should never be uttered in the same sentence. But I do admire your knack for defending the most hated cast members on this board. I'm assuming reports of Rinna and Glandville not getting along are untrue based on what Blandi has said. Granted she is a known liar so who knows.