WTGH

Just watched the season finale of NYC.

I lobster loved Ramona's renewal of vows. Hands down my favorite HW. I also love how Avery is so embarrassed by her.

The trip to the islands was MUST. SEE. TV. Kelly is just...there are no words. I've gone from laughing at her to feeling sorry for her, since homegirl is clearly off her rocker.

I thinks it's time to phase our LuAnn and Alex. I could do without Kelly as well.

Sonja needs more development in the new season. I'm glad that Jennifer chick is not coming on the show as the new HW.

Off to watch the reunion!

ETA: Whatever happened to Brad, Jill's gay husband? He was nowhere to be seen this season.

NYC: WTF? This season is so random. Half of the drama seems overblown, and coming out of left field.

Alex's bitchiness towards Jill is a bit exaggerated. I understand why she may be upset at her, but her reaction is too OTT.

The trip episodes are starting up, which is where most of the drama happens!

Once the season runs out I'm starting Beverly Hills.

NeNe News...

I'm 1/3 of the way through S3 of NYC, and this Jill/Bethenny feud is ridiculous.

When did LuAnn turn into SuperCunt?

Alex is fantastic this season, the advice she gave Bethenny regarding her father was great. Once you take out Simon and the social climber aspect, she's pretty cool.

I don't get where the Kelly is CRrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzaaaayyyyyyy! thing comes. Yeah, she's weird and has her WTF moments, but she's not as cuckoo as she's made out to be.

I've only seen the credits for BH and they are fantastic! I like their taglines as well.

I HATEEEEEE the DC opening. Terrible pictures, terrible lines, i.e. Linda's "I give people enough rope to hang themselves...and the smart people don't". WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA? It would work without the "and the smart people don't".

While we're on the topic, I love Gretchen's "I'm smart, I'm sexy and I'm confident. Of course people are going to talk about me!"; Tamra's "Housewives come younger, but they don't come hotter"; Jill's "I run with a fabulous group of people", Bethenny's "NYC is my playground", and Shereé's old "People are intimidated by my success".

Yes, I actually have them memorized. I'm obsessed with these shows.

Anyway, which credits/lines are your faves?

I've begun watching S3 of NYC.

I'm already loving this Bethenny vs everyone drama! LMFAO @ her calling LuAnn a dumb dragqueen.

I didn't know Bobby had had cancer. He's probably my favorite husband from these franchises. Although I love Vicki's Donn, too.

Jason in HOT!

I love Ramona. Fave NYC HW.

ATL ladies are getting about $150,000 for S3.

The show is probably very cheap to produce, and brings in lots of revenue, especially since ATL has consistently been the highest rated HW franchise.

Given their salary, it's surprising to see broke ass Shereé buying a $120,000+ Aston Martin when she's got a ton of unpaid bills.

I read somewhere a New Orleans version was next.

I do want a TX version. I'd also like if they picked a smaller, quieter place. I'd watch The Real Housewives of Montana.

Just finished watching DC.

I'm surprised by how much I ended up liking this franchise. I liked the passive-aggressive, bitchy, catty drama. Love that it's more subdued than the BSCraziness of New Jersey and Atlanta.

That being said, I reallty hope the Salahis aren't asked back for Season 2. They took over Season 1, everyone hates them and the other ladies will probably refuse to shoot with them. Plus, things can go south quickly and the season will end up like S2 of NJ with the ridiculous Danielle drama.

I wouldn't mind Edwina Rogers joining the cast, she known in DC and could bring in more good drama with her messy divorce. Also, I'd like another AA woman, preferably single and Republican. Would be interesting.

Tareq: What a disgusting, vile pig. I can't believe he threw a glass of wine at Linda. I don't care if he was drunk or any other circumstance, you don't do that to people, much less a lady! It's blatant disrepect, and no one deserves to have that done to them. Dude shoul've gotten his ass kicked right then and there.

Stacie: I'm glad she found her father, although I did not like contacting her brother on FaceBook. That brings a shitload of drama, and to me she didn't seem to have an interest in getting to know him. She wanted to contact him, reveal the truth, have things blow up so her mother ´fesses up about her father. Once she had that info she'd hightail out of his life. Or so it seemed...

Is anyone watching The A-List (Gay Housewives) on LOGO? I was immediately hooked!

Onto S3 of NYC...

Prostitution Whore is getting her own TV show...

Shoot me now... I kinda like Danielle's song.

Loves it!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-11-02-women-of-snl-real-housewives-spoof

Just finished Ep. 6 of DC:

Lynda: My favorite BY FAR. I find her fascinating...she's a cold bitch, and she owns it. Her relationship with Ebong, her kids, etc. I get the feeling she's a liberated woman. She's probably been through a lot of crap.

Mary: I don't mind her. She gives off the Virginia vibe, which I like. She looks a lot like Melody Thomas Scott, I read rumors they were sisters.

The closet issue is

Stacie: Shut it with the VA & MD ARE NOT DC! I also don't understand the (supposedly) racist comments and the touchy attitude.

Her husband is cool.

Bravo needs to put a moratorium on the adopted-looking for my parents stories on these franchises.

Cat: Hate this dog hoarsed voice skank. I don't think she's funny or witty...she's downright rude. If you're not a Republican and don't like Republicans then don't go to their freakin' function (which was totally lame, BTW). I was slightly offended by her antics there.

I don't understand why she's bad-mouthing when her HUSBAND worked for Bush?

Michaele: Bitch, calm down. Too neurotic and jumpy. You're not fooling anyone.

I'm intrigued by her charlatan husband.

The supermarket grape stomping had me rolling! These two give Alex & Simon a run for their money.

Overall, I'm enjoying it. Although the my best friend's cousin's nephew sister's babysitter's stepson's mistress works for the Obama's has to stop. I'm not interested in your so called connection to the First Couple.

ATLANTA: I missed Shereè this episode.

Liked Kim's garage sale. I bet there was some cool stuff to be picked up there, although I would never, EVER purchase her mattress. Just...no.

I don't understand where the Gregg/NeNe animosity is coming from. They seemed fine last season, and now he's nowhere to be seen. I hope the cheating allegations are developed.

Big Poppa is broke! I did not know who Big Poppa was until today....Here's a pic.

ETA: I've begun watching DC. Bored already...some of these bitches look middle class, not the elite I was hoping to see.

And the "drama" is kinda lame. Cat trash-talking Tyra Banks to the other ladies? Whatever.

I do like Lynda.

Just finished watching OC's season finale. OMFG at Tamra and Simon's blowup...just WOW! That's one of the most intense things I've ever seen on a reality show.

I'm only interested in Vicki and Tamra, Gretchen, Alexis and Lynne can leave and I would not miss them, especially Lynne and her deluded/spacy/drunk ways. It's no wonder her children are a mess.

Gretchen, run away from Slade!

Tired of the product pimping, Gretchen and her cheap Beeeeeeauuuuuu-taaaaaaaay make-up and Lynne's cuffs.

Onto Atlanta:

I died when Phaedra's pictures were shown. Yeah, eating a pickle is real classy. LOL.

My heart broke when Riley said she didn't really need or want a father.

Loved the Mother's Day interactions, especially with Shereè asking Phaedra if she swallowed. Kinda grossed out/WTF-ed out at Kandi's sugar on the vagina so it turns to syrup...WHAT?!

Love Shereé, but I'm not enjoying her romance storyline. I want She by Shereé back!

Still not liking Cynthia. She's boring.

Am I alone in this...or is anyone else getting a bi/gay/down-low vibe from Apollo? Especially from that pickle sucking scene.

I have yet to watch DC & BH.

I'm currently finishing S5 of OC. I don't particularly like Alexis, she doesn't seem like a good fit with the group and comes off very preachy and holier than thou. I felt embarrassed for her when she confronted RandomLady at Gretchen's tupperware party because she was flirting with Jim.

Loved the drama with Lynne being evicted, and Vicki vs. Everyone at Lynne's housewarming party.

Tamra's divorce drama is the best thing of the season. Simon did come off as bossy and controlling, and I'm sure he was always that way and Tamra dealt with it. But, being on the show and interacting with the other ladies, plus fame, drama with Ryan made her see she could do better and how controlling he really was.

Money--Check your PM.

ETA: Miami is set to start sometime in the New Year. It'll probably air simultaneously with OC.

More NJ Drama!!!

Next Season sounds promising.

Phaedra.

WTF?! The baby shower is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on any of these series.

Loved the soundbites for this episode:

Shereé: If I had plastic surgery every time I had marital problems, I'd look like Dwight.

Kim: Why are they waltzing?! She's having a boy!! Even if she's having a girl that [!@#$%^&*] doesn't make sense!

NeNe under the influence of painkillers.

Don't like Cynthia. I prefer Lisa BUSINESSWOMAN! over her.

Ack! My bad...I mean Season 5.

Too bad Celebrity Deathmatch is defunct. I would've love to see Vicki vs. Shereé; NeNe vs. Jill; Tamra vs. Kim.

I'm halfway through S6 of OC, and I'm loving it!

I got teary when Donn and Vicki renewed their vows. Don't divorce him, bitch!!

I have no use for Lynne. She sticks out like a sore thumb, is pretty much ignored by the other housewives (except for Gretchen). I liked Gretchen's gesture of reaching out to Alexa (who goes wailing around she's depressed), she asked Lynne about it and said it was OK. So...when Gretchen reaches out Alexa and Lynne get pissed. Whhhhhhhhhhaaaat?!

Tamra's SL is juicy. I felt really bad when she had to put the house up for sale.

Thankfully, cameras WERE present!

OC Drama...

This, plus

Vicki's divorce

will make next season riveting.

New Jersey Drama

I read a New Orleans version had been greenlit.

We NEED a Texas version! Rich oil families, big hair and big fights.

The Atlanta bitches are my favorites, especially Sheree and her ridiculous grandeur. I LOVED the snarky comment she made about Phaedra's husband, Apollo, knowing Lawrence (her hair stylist) and having been in prison for six years. LMAO.

Previews show Kim singing at the White Party, Kim battling out NeNe on the tour bus! I live for this trashy drama.

I like NYC, since its the most normal of the series. NJ is good, but the Danielle drama needs to be over and bring in new blood.

OC is OK and I have yet to watch DC.

The Queen: Slow, yet fantastic!!!

Notes on a Scandal: Judi and Cate wre BRILLIANT! I was hoping for a little more psycho action from Judi, but good nonetheless.

I'm underwhelmed...

-I'm glad that annoying Rebbeca/Ava/Annoying Prying Bitch left. She brought down the show soooooo much.

-I didn't understand Adele's talk after she lost the baby. Richard is not the biological daddy, but he would've been the father figure to the baby? OR did she go out and have herself implanted with Richard's sperm somehow and it IS his baby?

-I'm already over this wholeIzzie/George/Callie triangle. I don't want TIIC to screw up their friendship by having them be an item.

-Why DID Preston leave Cristina? At first, I thought they had left the church and gone off to City Hall. Made little sense...

-Great. Another Grey whore.

What happens now that the internship is over? They're ALL staying at SG as residents?

Seems I'm the odd man out. I HATED Addison's adventures in California.

I have an unexplained hate for Taye Diggs, so that didn't help.

I watched the first ten minutes and started FF'ing when TherapyGirl started crying in the car. It seemed too forced/contrived/cliched/annoying. And they're even MORE self absorbed than the Seattle Grace gang.

YAY! to Meredith getting slapped.