MrPrezident

LOL! This is hilarious. Mama Joyce's Housewives taglines. http://www.bravotv.com/kandis-wedding/season-1/videos/momma-joyce-s-housewives-taglines I especially loved these: "Check my background, I ain't got nothing to hide. I ain't never been on a pole. Nevah!" "I only tell the truth, nothing but the truth so help me God. Check me! Check me boo! Don't hesitate! Check me!" "You don't want none of this. Very few people do." Poor Kandi.

Teresa looks the best I've ever seen her. Wtf was Joe Gorga doing in the background? He's so stupid. Man I'd love to get him drunk tho. Kandi's premiere also has the luxury of being labeled as RHOA so anyone who set their DVRs for season 6 also downloads Kandi's wedding episodes. Very smart Bravo!

I refuse to believe Lisa is leaving. All sorts of stories come out like this right before filming starts. But if she does leave this whole group of girls needs to be scrapped. With Joyce and possibly Lisa gone there is nobody likable left.

She needs to be holding a straightjacket. If Kim isn't coming back as a friend of then she doesn't need to come back at all.

Dem is fighting words Peter! Can't wait to see how much has changed for the next season! Anyone know when they start filming?

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what a terrible idea it is to leave 4 of the most nasty househags on this show and eliminate the only cast members that didn't take part in the gang up of Queen Vanderpump. Andy showed his true colors at the reunion by not only encouraging the gang up on Lisa but also taking part in it and now he wants to beg Lisa to stay so he can continue to watch her be teamed up on? Girl bye! The ratings are [!@#$%^&*] for a reason and instead of blaming it on the witch and the pageant girl why not focus on the racist, the arrogant dutch, the [!@#$%^&*] stain pillow crypt keeper with the mind of a 2 year old or perhaps her desperate linebacker sister that will forever be a victim because she will never attain the popularity or success of the Queen? This show used to be my favorite but it has quickly turned into a pile of [!@#$%^&*]. I never thought I would miss Taylor trash so much but she would be better than any of this lot.

Wow. I can deal with Carlton being gone by why Joyce? And why the !@#$%^&*] would Lisa want to come back when they eliminate her only allies and leave the hagtastic four? Kim needed to be fired 2 [!@#$%^&*] seasons ago! Get your [!@#$%^&*] together Andy or get the !@#$%^&*] out! I feel like [!@#$%^&*] Brandi right now. Every sentence doesn't feel right without the word !@#$%^&*]. !@#$%^&*]!

Nothing like a friendly reminder that Lisa IS RHOBH! I bet Kyle's shitting in her kaftan right about now. http://www.realitytea.com/2014/05/28/andy-cohen-is-begging-lisa-vanderpump-to-remain-on-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/

Oh lord, is that for real? If so, I'll definitely be watching! I still think the best parody of the Real Housewives was the Real Housewives of Disney! http://vimeo.com/64001850

Jinkx looked amazing last night! Loved when Darienne said DeLa snapped and then he snapped and DeLa mouthed to the audience, "I didn't snap!" Luckily Darienne finally took that plunger out of her ass and kind of apologized for being a heinous bitch. And how awkward was that first meeting between Adore and Laganja? And Adores hair in it? So tragic! The bitch face Michelle was giving Laganja had me rolling! Overall though I have to admit it was a boring reunited. In fact this season overall hasn't held my attention quite as well as seasons past. Let's hope if we get an All Stars 2 that they drop the teams bullshit that ruined the first one.

This was the easiest season winner to call. The only bitch that really stood a chance in my mind was DeLa once she was gone it really was a no brainer. Hopefully Ru makes better decisions next season.

The top 3 should have been Bianca, Adore and BenDeLaCreme. How Darriene Fake made it so far is beyond me. And Courtney is pretty but her personality is cardboard. I predict Bianca will win but would be fine with Adore as well. Party!

Apparently Ramona left the Berkshires to go spy on Mario in the Hamptons which is where she caught him cheating. If this is true and the ladies then stage their sit down next week that has to really suck for Ramona. http://www.allabouttrh.com/ramona-singer-exposed-faked-meltdown-bust-cheating-husband-mario-singer/

Chances are Nene was playing hard ball by refusing to film with certain girls and wanting a raise but as we are all well aware girlfriend has [!@#$%^&*] as far as other opportunities are concerned so of course she caved to Bravo's demands. Bloop! Ugh does this mean more Kim on RHOBH? Are Joyce or Carlton there?

*twirls back* Lisa looks fabulous as always! Would love Joanna to crossover to BH even though I've never seen RHOM just to stick to to Blandi and Yoyawnda! And I agree, Joanna is a million times hotter than the blow up doll plus I could look at her husband all day!

Aww, did someone get fired? [insert evil laugh] *twirls away*

I figured just wanted to have some fun! And I totally agree with you on picking up new shows just because its what everyone talks about in this thread. I've now started watching RHoNY and RHoOC! And I can't say that I regret it. I know I'll be watching RHoNJ as well when it starts. Damn my reality TV addictions!

Ramona is a [!@#$%^&*] psychopath! I'm sure all those girls were relieved when she finally left. Lord knows I was.

LOL! This thread is the best!

I made the mistake of watching the most recent RHoOC, my first episode ever, and now I want to see the rest. Why do I do this to myself? And how the hell is Tamra Ryan's mom? She looks like his sister! And yeah, I'd totally hit it. Her husband to. I was also on Heather's side regarding the chair situation but then she just kept going on and on about how angry Shannon was and that was just a little off putting. Loving Lizzie, she's so exotic! Vicki is... interesting. Heather looks like she could be Charisma Carpenter's sister. So I already know she'll end up my favorite. There was another girl at the table but I don't even remember her name or if she had any importance.

I'm still confused as to why he did no promo for Kenya? If it wasn't for this thread I wouldn't have even known. Maybe he doesn't like Kenya after all? I could see him blaming her for all the negative publicity he received after propgate.

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Nene's interview lumped into the actual show as well just to garner more viewers? Kind of hard for all those people that set their DVRs to turn off the moose thus improving her ratings! At least Kenya's interview and numbers speak just for themselves. Ain't no sly network tricks needed to be used for the star! Also, Kenya was actually working after the fight thus she couldn't go on a woe is me tour like Snorsha!

Let's not forget that Andy did no promo for this interview on Twitter either. Yet Kenya still somehow managed to beat Poorsha's interview which had the benefit of a reunion as a lead in. Choke on that haters!