(The role of Joann Walsh is now being played by Maura West)
(EXT: Santa Barbara Airport)
--Kirk is stunned to see his former fiance standing behind him.
"Don't just stand there like a deer in the headlights, Kirk. Answer my question. Or would you rather I call Eden and the three of us can have this chat together?"
"Joann, my love, my pet, there is nothing for you to worry about. I have Eden under control and I need to get on this plane right now or everything that's been planned is going to blow up in our faces. Now if you don't mind, my love is waiting..."
Kirk turns around and begins to walk away, but Joann runs up behind him and snatches his phone out of his hand. Before Kirk can even react, Joann calls back the person who Kirk just got off the phone with. The phone rings twice and someone picks up.
"Kirk? Kirk? What do you want? I thought you said everything was going fine...."
"It is, it is. This is Laurie, Kirk's girlfriend and I was just wondering who my devilish boyfriend here was speaking with.......Do you have a name?"
"Of course. Santana. And trust me, I have no designs on your boyfriend. It was a business call. Completely business."
"I'm sure it was. He was just being his usual deceptive self and I wasn't about to let him get away with it. Lovely talking to you Santiana."
"Of course it is. Good bye now."
Kirk looks at Joann with a guilty look on his face. He asks for his phone back so he can board the plane.
Joann throws the phone and it hits Kirk directly in the eye.
"What the hell was that for?"
"You know damn well what it for. Castillo? Santana? So Cruz is alive. You've been LYING to me. And to Quinn. I don't think he'll be too pleased to hear that you didn't carry out his mission, and then you're little love-fest with the object of your obsession will all go down the drain, won't it."
"Cruz was never supposed to die, right pumpkin?"
"Don't you dare patronize me. Santana Andrade was never part of the plan and you know it. Haven't you learned not to double cross me Kirk? I thwarted your takeover of Capwell Enterprises. Did you really think you were gonna get away with this. I want answers and I want them now. Why in the HELL did you get Santana mixed up in this?"
"I didn't, my pet, I didn't. She happens to live in Mexico and Eden called her and she confronted Angel and she got the map and she...."
"And she saved her high school sweetheart. Well bully for Santana. I'm not even going to ask why you didn't tell me Kirk because I already know- you're a COWARD! Seriously, you have botched everything from day one and you honestly are being blackmailed by Santana Andrade? For God's sake, slip her a mickey and be done with it you fool. But no, no, because we all know not only are you cowardly, but you're selfish. All you care about is your precious Eden and getting her in your clutches. Who gives a damn who you screw over in the process? You go, Kirk. Go on to London with Princess Eden. But you're going to fix this. So help me GOD Kirk, when you get back to Santa Barbara, you WILL fix this. Or your leg won't be your only prosthetic body part!"
(EXT: Capwell Hotel)
--Ted catches Angela and begins slapping her and trying to wake her up. When she doesn't come to, he calls 911 and reports everything. When he's off the phone, he asks the receptionist if any doctors are staying in the hotel, to which she responds that she's not allowed to give out that sort of information.
"My father OWNS this hotel damnit! And this is my wife!"
"I'm sorry Mr. Capwell- I didn't recognize you. How embarrassing. And I've worked here since the 80s! ( )"
"Just can it and answer the question."
"No sir, at least none that are in the building. Is there anything I can do?"
"A glass of water, something, anything, just go do something."
A bewildered Ted continues to shake Angela, trying to get her to come to. Suddenly he hears a familiar voice.
"Ted. Ted, what's wrong?"
"It's Angela, Gina. She's fainted and so help me, if you've done anything, ANYTHING to harm my wife..."
"I swear to you Ted, I didn't. We were just having a.....conversation, that's all. I did notice she was acting a little weaker than normal, but I thought nothing of it."
"That I believe. You don't think Gina, do you? Clearly she was stressed out and I doubt your conversation had anything to do with those cheap denim jeans you're marketing."
"Those cheap jeans have become a major factor in keeping your father's company afloat, Ted. Lest you forget, that takeover attempt would have gone through much more swiftly had it not been for Gina Jeans. I saved that company Ted."
"I don't have time for this Gina. My wife is unconcious on the floor."
"I see that. And that is not my fault."
Suddenly, Angela comes to.
"Ted......Gina.....what just......why am I on the floor?"
"Not for the usual reason," Gina snarks.
"Shut up, Gina. Honey, you fainted. Just lie still. The paramedics are on the way. Where is that IDIOT with the water??!?"
"That's the kind of employees you people have working at this place, Ted. Kelly's too busy waltzing around Europe marrying strangers to run a business."
"Would you PLEASE make yourself useful for once Gina and get my wife a glass of water?"
Gina stands there, giving Ted her best insulted Gina face.
"Of course. I'm sure you'll be fine, Angela. You always seem to come out on top. I'm sure this will be no exception."
Gina goes to get the glass of water as the paramedics arrive. When Angela protests and says it was a dizzy spell and that she's fine, Ted insists she let the paramedics take her to the hospital and be checked out by a doctor. Angela softens when she sees the look of concern on Ted's face. The paramedics place Angela on the stretcher and put her into the ambulance as Gina returns with the water.
"What's going on? Where are they taking Angela?"
"Paris," Ted quips. "It's the paramedics Gina, where do you think she's going? Now can you please stay here and run the hotel while I tend to my wife?"
"Get my wife a glass of water. Run the hotel. Create a line of jeans that will shoot the stocks through the roof. Sure, Ted, run along. Lord knows you Capwells wouldn't understand hard work even if you had to build a house. You'd just find someone else to do all the work and-"
"Thanks Gina. You're a real life saver."
Ted leaves and a devious look comes across Gina's face. She pulls out her phone and places a call.
"Mom, where are you?"
"I'm here at the Capwell Hotel and the most delicious thing just happened."
"Yeah, what's that?"
"Angela Cassidy.......Capwell(she chokes on the word)......just fainted..."
"Really? Well....so what?"
"So what? She's been nauseated lately, dizzy, now she's fainting....."
"For God's sake, Lily, she's either got a brain tumor or she's PREGNANT! And I'd bet a million dollars on the latter...."
THE END......for today