LaineyBev714

HATED IT I need to get over the addiction. I'm just so angry at how all of this is being handled. SO ANGRY.

HATED IT!!

Spitting distance, baby! (And I remember when Land was a TexMex joint. Donna loves that little chinese takeout place next to land - pretty cheap. She likes their sesame tofu! Me.. I don't do tofu!!) Yes, Nutrisystem. I recommend it. I've lost a little, cause I'm fitting into some of my old size 10s... but i won't get on a scale, so I don't know exactly how much... probably just 3 or 4 pounds. I always like Diane! Thought the way they ended that sex line was odd. They went to a Kate mention immediately. And I was like "woah!! are they going to try to make Diane gay again?" (Cause I was convinced that is what they were doing in the beginning). It was odd. Overall funny, but the end was odd.

That's me. I live around the corner from the UWS EJs!!! Since the beginning of the year, I have been very very very good on my diet... 30 pounds or bust!!!!!! However, as soon as I can eat that stuff again... I'll do so in your honor!

I so wanted to hug Tracy today. Poor ole wounded girl takes a swipe at Monica because she's sad and abandoned. What happens?!?! She gets a chunk torn out of her side. Poor.. poor.. poor Tracy. *Hugs Tracy* *Kicks drunken Monica and stupid Edward* (I don't like you two these days!!)

Crud.. I'm overwhelmed again. Guess what that means?!?!?! That's right... Lainey can't SLLLLLEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP Not a wink. Not at all. Not even her very best LuNacy Lust dreams are helping. Nope. Not at all. God, This Sux! Big! Oh, Hooked... funny thing is I bought that mag today. I think it's referring to Spinelli. His quest for a private eye badge will probably require Mr. Lukey's experience. Maybe they go hunting for Coop's killer together or Stan's killer or something. I think this is the thing that brings Spin onto the Spencermaine canvas, which is a gooooooood thing! As for Tracy knocking his legs out from under him.... In my world, he sneaks in to seduce her, and she... uh... literally knocks him on his back (Now the question is, once she has him there... what's she gonna do???? )

Thanks for the clips, Nex!!!!!!!! All I have to say is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: BSG and TL, that loud laughter you hear coming from the upper west side (Sounds a bit like a hyena on crack), that's me! (Shoot, MissJane, you might be able to hear me out on Long Island!) Toooooooooo funny!! However............ Tracy's hair looked like $hit after the fight (see what happens when you cut in too many layers), and she really should have been on top! Ohmygod. Hilarity

**Double Post** I guess that was god's little way of saying "I agree with Lainey!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I DO! I DO! I DO! Oh god, that is almost too good to be true. It can't be true. I betcha she just hires an unnamed, off screen attorney. Although.......... I have been VERY eager for those two to share screen time. Maybe I'm not the only one. Maybe TIIC saw what I saw. Thing is.... how are they going to put the two of them on together when they have the same cut and NEARLY the same color? That would look very odd. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I HOPE IT'S TRUE! I HOPE IT'S TRUE! I HOPE IT'S TRUE!

ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Love the haircut HATE it on her Older women, in my opinion, should NOT have multileveled hair. Good news is maybe they gave her a new look because they're moving her to new role. They seem to be getting ready to put her more front and center. That push from "Ian?" to Jerry to find another source MUST mean the Tracy rumors we heard are true. You add THAT stuff to the Monica stuff and to the Luke stuff.. and boy, you have a lot of stuff. Still hate the hair on her. Makes her look like a harsh bitch. I'm afraid they're going to write the character to match the hair. oh my. ohhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy

She has a "questions" section on her message board and a "comments" section. She says she sets aside time everyday to read and answer the "questions." FLOVE her, but she's almost as wacko as us! And I don't love her fans. They are not like Tracy fans. We're generally older and more mature (and the younger among us are mature). She has giggly girls on there who ask her about her favorite color and her favorite musical and lame-oh stuff like that. I don't get it really. I thought her fan base would be very similar to Tracy's. Maybe it's just that the board encourages the silliness. Or maybe her tie-in with the mobular stuff brings her into the younger demographic. Dunno. It's been several days since I actually gave a $hit about "our" show. The aura is fading! See what happens TIIC when you piss off the head honcho of all LuNacy fans?!?! She grows cold and begins to detatch..... Take that, you bastards!

Thanks to Funny's prodding, I just started a little LuNacy fic called "Lorraine's House of Love." Maybe I'll actually finish it. Odd how inspiration just strikes... Oh.. the show SUCKED today.. worst in a LONGTIME!! Odd, because I thought it had been getting better lately.

I am so over this show. (well, maybe not.. but I'm trying......... )

Oh I forgot to comment on the mammogram thing. Sorry you had that weird experience, Carrie. GOOOOOO! ILTQ. Glad you're going. I have lumpy breasts.... found my first one at 17. When I was 24 the technician told me it was the worst mammo she had ever seen (Idiot! I was 24! She should have been fired. And oh honey.. I may have been lumpy, but they were all BENIGN... so it wasn't the "worst" you've ever seen, just the lumpiest!). Anyway, I'm 40 now.. and I get mammos every six months.. they're all benign cysts, but because they're so many there is a danger they might hide new "non-benign ones." I'll be honest -- mammograms hurt! Especially if you are large breasted.... but there are good hurts in life, and this is one of them. And for the record, if men had to do mammograms with THEIR private parts, that machine would have been improved a LONG TIME AGO.

My name is Lainey. I WANT to be healed! The most sad, tragic, moving thing today: Fake!Jax: I thought you had a board meeting. Real!Tracy: I thought I had a husband. Real!Lainey: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My name is Lainey, and I'm a lunaholic. (Hey, they say it's the first step to healing )

God, I can't sleep... Ha! We are on the same page, Halee. I'm being emotionally abused, too! And I also want it to continue. Sick. Sick. Sick. Is there an AA for LuNacy Lovers? There should be. Anyone wanna start one?

Good!!! Make him pay, Tracy. Make him pay! Make him crawl. Make him beg. Make him promise his loyalty. (And then, even though you don't believe him, PLEASE take him back. I need the LuNacy in my life. Ha!)

Okay.. I know this is a Tracy board.. but all that Dilexis bonding today made me quiver. Yummy!!!! Think these scab writers have enough balls to write Dilexis love? Cause I'd pay.... big! I would. Tell 'em to email me. Wow! Woah! Deb... you might just want to check this out. Trust me.. it's good stuff... VERY GOOD STUFF. I feel a DiLexis fic coming on. I do.......

NO LUNACY TODAY? NO LUNACY TODAY? NO LUNACY TODAY? So let me get this straight he leaves tomorrow with the devil in the red dress, and we're getting NO Lunacy interaction before then?!? When's he back? Ass! GH better hope I'm still watching then. I might not be. Hmmmm... I was staying up to watch Soapnet at 10p. Maybe I'll just start my GH boycott now. Somebody email me when they're on the screen together again. GH -- you suck. You could have sent them off together. You could have locked him in her bedroom. You really suck. BIG!

The only thing Lainey liked about today: The ending Alexis/Diane scene when Diane tells Alexis she killed someone! Cool! Who?!?!??! (Think she had an abusive husband who she shot in self-defensive? And then when her lawyer got her off she went to law school and swore she'd become the roughest, toughest, more hard ass of all hard ass litigators? I do! I do! Hmmm... think I might have my first non-lunacy fic brewing. Hmmmm) Gotta tell you I HATED all the LuNacy stuff today!!! ALL OF IT!! You've heard of Shrewlu?... what you saw today was the return of Shrewcy. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!. Luke, you're an ass! And the writers are setting it up so Big, Bad, Controlling Tracy deserves to be dumped while you run off to find yourself. Well f-you! She deserves better. And you don't! I'm not liking this turn, people. I'm not liking it. AT ALL!!!

Remos, I frackin' love your Confession fics!! Keep 'em comin'!!! Sorry folks. Lainey had issues with the Diane/Alexis stuff today. It was SO over the top that I kept flinching and turning down the sound. There was a high cringe factor with the scenes. If the clips are out there, I MIGHT download them... mostly as a desensitizing effort (I have to learn to tolerate Stupid and Silly! )... but please don't do them for me. Thanks for thinking of me!! You guys are awesome!! Tata, LB

Remos, I love the Confessions series. Great tone. Great dialogue. Love it mucho. Hooked, the new banner is very awesome (Was that you Rachel? Good job!)

Love you!! But don't rush it... stuff is better when it simmers for awhile. I had a "Letter to Luke" in my head earlier today. I might try to write it tonight. It's all in Tracy's voice. I have to go out at around 830p et. Won't be back until 10p et or later.. will try br then. You have to promise to try to cheer me up! ta ta lb

Ummm. ahhhhh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuDQ33LcQ5I#GU5U2spHI_4 Anyone ever see this before? (Warning there is a Luke Syke kiss in here.. but it's more funny than gross) Oh.. Still depressed. Now depressed AND waiting for Hooked's fic. hmmmmmmmmm