Members Sylph Posted April 22, 2009 Members Share Posted April 22, 2009 There was a thread... Long time ago, I know I bumped onto it by accident on Usenet that was very, very detailed. And I can’t find it now. (MarkH, I’m looking at you — if this sounds familiar, let me know.) Anyway, I found another one and I'm going to quote some things from it, formatting a bit changed (look here): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sylph Posted April 22, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sylph Posted April 22, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 22, 2009 So I'd like to make a list, as complete as possible, and any help would be appreciated. More clichés later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkH Posted April 22, 2009 Members Share Posted April 22, 2009 The site Soaphunks.net has a list of the biggest cliches. It is HUGE. So much so, I'd call it canonical. http://soaphunks.net/cliches.php But you'd have to hold your nose and go to a site with near-naked soap men...the cliche list itself if "unadorned" with the prurience of the rest of the site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sylph Posted April 22, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 22, 2009 Thank you, Mark! But this one on Usenet was even bigger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aaron Posted April 22, 2009 Members Share Posted April 22, 2009 I was thinking not too long ago about starting a list of cliche phrases from soaps. "The press is going to have a FIELD day!" "I don't know how to tell you this..." "How long have you been standing there?" "Long enough!" As for standard soap opera cliches, I have to add my personal pet peeve: Someone is on the phone as they enter a room and the person on the other end of the phone is almost ALWAYS depicted as being a complete and utter moron, even if it's another character we know. "I don't care WHAT you have to do, damn it, just GET IT DONE!" and then the person hangs up on them in a huff. Y&R does this A LOT. I always think "Damn, Jack's a total douche on the phone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y&RWorldTurner Posted April 23, 2009 Members Share Posted April 23, 2009 Sylph, do you think clichés are a good thing or a bad thing? I seem to recall you saying soaps were all about clichés so they might as well do justice to them or something of that sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Eric200 Posted April 23, 2009 Members Share Posted April 23, 2009 Also baby switches are almost common. And after a while another person on the show finds out about the baby switch but keeps quiet about it for whatever reason till the climax of the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MichaelGL Posted April 23, 2009 Members Share Posted April 23, 2009 When two characters go out of town, they are forced to share the same bed/hotel room. PSNs did this one time with Whitney and Chad, and having them separated by a sheet. Oh look! The sheet falls onto the bed, and the two end up in each other's arms= LAME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sylph Posted April 23, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 23, 2009 Yes, I think I said soaps are about clichés, but clichés well done. And I kind of agree with that and at the same time think some of them need to be banned if not permanently then for about 10 years or so (those JamesF listed in another thread, for example). I think ideal soap storytelling is about "easy" yet brilliant twists and tales. Think Lost. For four f*cking seasons those people tried to get off the island and then BAM! "Kate, we have to go back!" Man! Some would say that is such an easy, obvious choice yet amazing. As if a gigantic hammer squashed your head, especially if you were spoiler-free. A soap has to be a concatenated, inevitable sequence of events, one leading to the next one seamlessly flowing, how action provokes reaction. Newton's third law if you will: ""To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Your hero or heroine is in this whirlwind of events, nobody knows what the hell is happening, but everyone knows it's brilliant. Soaps are about those 7 or 36 or [insert number] dramatic situations, each time done differently, diversely structured or something. But it has to flow. One event after the other after the other and so on. An avalanche. Not the jerky, spastic stop then go, stop then go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JackPeyton Posted April 23, 2009 Members Share Posted April 23, 2009 Cliches are great, IMHO. Just when told correctly. They are best when told great, but even when they are just told OK i still love them. Its when they are used as a plot point i hate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkH Posted April 23, 2009 Members Share Posted April 23, 2009 Honestly, I think cliches are the problem. Cliches remove unpredictability, and that is part of the reason people roll eyes and stay out of soaps. On my Y&R right now, Sharon Newman has been sleepin' up a storm with at least three men. You just know -- no spoilers, I'm not aware of any -- that she's gonna turn up pregnant. Although I confirm that it will be interesting seeing that particular group of men do a "who's the daddy" story...on the other hand...didn't Billy Miller just go through that? Didn't Jack and Nick go through that with Summer? (Although, part of me wonders if this story is being engineered to get us to a blood test involving Jack and Nick...and that it will somehow lead to the reveal -- sob -- that Nick is not Summer's father. I'm just feelin' that, a little). But, back to cliches in general. Outside of daytime, the shows I tend to like the most are those that surprise me...those that do an interesting spin on a genre. The Sopranos was great, because we'd never seen a family like that before. The first season of Brothers and Sisters was great, because we'd never quite seen a family like the Walkers--or a primetime show that (back then) so fully embraced political issues in the context of a prime titme soap. True Blood is great because -- really -- a soap opera romance between a vampire and a mind reader? I can't tell where it is going. I also tend to like independent films, because they often don't stick to the traditional premises of big studio films. I actually think the secret to the evolution of the serial (when it happens--although I happen to think, from the list above, that it has happened) is to eschew the cliches or turn them on their ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RomeAt50 Posted April 23, 2009 Members Share Posted April 23, 2009 I think cliches are both good and bad. Some, when done right, can be fun or interesting while others are annoying and lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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