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Haaahahaha! Eminem song...

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Saw this posted on someone's LiveJournal.

"Rain Man" - Eminem

Now in the Bible it says

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,

Have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course, it's intercourse

And it's bisexual sex

Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions

Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?

But I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't mean to go in into any more details but

What if he pictured it as a females butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

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Is he trying to tells us something....

I think Eminem has some of the best lyrics around, just always witty, love the guy for not shying away from any controversy(sp?).

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