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  1. Well, I dreamed that a very pregnant Marcy Walker guest-starred on an episode of "Benson."  Analyze that, Dr. Freud.

    1. Ryan Chamberlain

      Ryan Chamberlain

      I'm gonna try.


      So. The first secretary on Benson was named Marcy. She was replaced by Denise who got pregnant in the 5th season. I'm just gonna say that just was kind of steeped in your subconsciousness. Along with the fact that you watched AMC and know of Marcy Walker and she was the first person named Marcy to come to mind in your dream and that's why you visualized her. 

  2. Yours truly, watching the episode of "Murder, She Wrote" entitled "Jessica Behind Bars": "Mary Woronov, no!  Billie Newman from 'Lou Grant,' no!  Marion Crane's sister, no!  Lily Munster, no!  Sally Spectra, no!  Bootleg Laura Horton (in a cheap wig), no!  Shug Avery, no!  Bootleg Caroline Brady, no!  Adrienne Barbeau, no!"

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    2. Khan


      "Trouble in Eden."  Guest starring Macdonald Carey and Roy Thinnes, I believe.

    3. All My Shadows

      All My Shadows

      I watched some of this episode the other night, too! Adrienne Barbeau was doing the most!

    4. Khan


      And what she couldn't do?  Her mullet could. ;)

  3. #ignoreKanye

  4. So, Jason Biggs is hosting a game show (on Lifetime, with his wife, Jenny Mollen).  He's probably doing this gig, because he isn't old enough yet for "American Retirement Village."

    1. DRW50


      I keep forgetting Lifetime is still around. I guess he should be happy he isn't hosting Dance Moms.

    2. Soapsuds


      Never found anything appealing about him. He sucked on ATWT and not surprised his career has dried up. Although I was surprised he had some hit movies but anyone can play a horny guy lusting for females on a movie....

  5. Watching a "Diagnosis: Murder" rerun at the moment.  And to think there was a time when Nancy Lee Grahn didn't make me climb the walls.

  6. As ridiculous as storylines on soaps have been, I still believe nothing will ever top the story where Stella Dallas escaped from a helicopter (or was it an airplane) by unraveling the threads from her purse and turning them into a makeshift rope.

  7. @dragonflies: How did your procedure go?  I've been sending prayers and warm thoughts your way!

    1. dragonflies


      @Khan I actually had to re-schedule it, I didn't have anyone that could take me, plus I've been sick all week. Had double pink eye and I think I had a upper respiratory infection. It all seems to be clearing itself up.

  8. Jeff Session's obsession with marijuana is driving me literally to distraction.  In fact, I almost need to smoke a joint just to calm down.

  9. In the Hallmark Channel's "A Gift to Remember," Peter Porte (ex-Ricky, Y&R) plays a glassy-eyed amnesiac who has clearly also undergone a lobotomy.  It's a role he was born to play.

  10. Right now, on the Hallmark Channel: "Christmas at Holly Lodge," starring Alison Sweeney (Sami, DAYS) and written & Co-EP'ed by former soap scribe Melissa Salmons (DAYS, GL, Y&R, etc.).

  11. Poor Meghan.  Poor, poor Meghan.  If the Queen doesn't drive her away from Buckingham Palace, then Harry's unquenchable thirst for the ladies will.  (And you're right, Vee: SON has no moderators.)

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    2. Cat


      I don't know... I think Meghan can and will handle herself very well. She's 36 and no fragile flower like Duchess Kate who doesn't really like to 'work' unless it involves going to Wimbledon for the tennis. I think she is going to be a real asset and a breath of fresh air.

    3. Soapsuds


      What do you mean poor? She got hot Harry....lucky beyotch!...LOL

    4. Vee


      Leave the happy couple alone, Khan!

  12. I honestly believed Douglas Marland had made up Tenerife.  Oh, and Vee would like you all to know that there are STILL no moderators or administrators here at SON.

    1. Vee


      Thanks, I got busy

  13. If only I could hire some Russians to hack into SON and uncover who Jerry/Jonny is....

  14. So.  You can't (won't) ban the troll(s) who makes the general state of this board unpleasant for the many, decent folks who engage in worthwhile discussion over a broad range of topics (including soap operas), but you CAN, with the quickness, either shut down or make disappear any threads that dare speak ill of them?  And you STILL don't want me to think that he isn't, IRL, some industry insider whose good side you're trying to stay on?  Girl, please!


    I never thought I would see the day when SON would engage in outright censorship just to protect a [!@#$%^&*] troll.  And if this is the attitude that's been adopted across the board by these websites, then maybe it's fitting for the actual soaps TO die.

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    2. AllMyDaysatGH
    3. DramatistDreamer


      I've ignored select trolls yet still...yeah they're aggravating and they degrade discussions within threads.

    4. Clark Still

      Clark Still

      They need to reassess the way they do things before a bunch of us migrate to a board created by users here as @dragonflies implied. I’ve seen it happen countless times with other boards


      Sad they’re willing to risk the user base for an obvious insider

  15. Oprah has officially run outta s**t to do:



  16. So, I'm watching "McBain" on Rifftrax, and guess who's playing the president?  Yep.  EON's "Mike Karr" himself, Forrest Compton.  I miss the P&G soaps.

  17. If Blair Warner won't name a school library after KKK-loving grandfather, then what the hell is OUR problem?

    1. MissLlanviewPA


      Right? I knew there was a reason Blair was my favorite! 

  18. "Is Doris Day about to cut a b***h??" -- Yours truly, while watching "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson".  (I'm telling ya, the shade Miss Doris gave to that non-animal-loving bimbo, Carol Wayne, was REAL.)

  19. Okay, Taylor, what did he make you do?

    1. MissLlanviewPA


      I think she's trying to blame Kanye and Kim for FORCING her to become a villain, I guess? Which...okay there, hon.


      I will say this, though: I have no doubt she meant EVERY SINGLE WORD of that song. That's not exactly a compliment, but I DO think it's from an honest place. An place of delusion and misplaced bitterness and victimhood, but still. 

    2. Khan


      If she is a villain, it ain't b/c of Kanye and Kim.  It's b/c of people like Katy Perry, and John Mayer, and everyone else who has called her out on her b.s.  That girl is toxic with a capital "T," a total piranha when it comes to romantic relationships, and yes, a racist b***h, too.

    3. MissLlanviewPA


      There's someone she reminds me of...an orange looking guy...I wonder who it is... :ph34r:


      (I fully expect to hear the words "Look What You Made Me Do" out of Trump someday, if he hasn't sad it already.)