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Episode 47

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: The Capwell Hotel) ----The whole party is stopped and fixed on the scene developing between Pamela and CC. Mason rushes to his mother's side and helps her up. "It's just like you to disrupt this entire party Pamela- typical of the Pamela Pepperidge that I've always known." CC says. Mason continues helping his mother stand on her own two feet. He offers to take her up to her room and get her out of there. "I think that's

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Episode 67

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm GET SB ON TV!!! (EXT: London, England) ---Edmund, Pamela, and Sophia finish up the steak course of their meal. Sophia asks Edmund if his steak was cooked right for him and he insists everything was fantastic. Pamela remarks that "Loretta" seems to cater to Edmund's every whim. "He's my husband, Addie. I haven't been able to take care of him like this for some time- he, in fact, has been the one taking care of me, day in and

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Episode 35

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: London, England, eventually setting on a gothic, castle-like home) ---Edmund sits at his desk in the study, smoking a pipe. A nurse walks toward him and informs him that the patient is awake and has many questions for him. He tells her to let Sophia know he'll be in shortly to consult with her. The nurse exits and the camera zooms in on Edmund. Edmund flashes back to telling Sophia how the treatment would effectively attack

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RTSB CLASSIC REPEAT- SPOOF of the FINAL YEAR of SB

You guys are gonna have to settle for just the repeat today. I had forgotten about a round trip drive I had to do to Gainesville today to get some dental work done, so I'm just too exhausted to write the new one. But don't worry. I'm gonna post some fun stuff for everyone's enjoyment tonight, starting with a repeat of Episode 40, one of the classic 'RTSB' episodes and certainly one of my all-time favorites. And the brand new 'RTSB' episode WILL air tomorrow (check out the updated SCHEDULE on the

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NEWS- SPECIAL EPISODE!!!!

Tomorrow (January 15, 2007) marks the 14th anniversary of the final episode of our beloved 'Santa Barbara.' To commemorate the event, 'RTSB' creator juniorz1 is planning a special episode for Monday. Basically, the episode will be me flipping the bird to Susan Lee (the NBC prez who cancelled 'SB' after giving fans false hope just weeks prior to the announcement), Paul Rauch (the bastard who gave no closure to long-time fans of the show), and Pam Long (probably a decent writer, but not right

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Episode 52

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm GET SB ON TV!!!! (EXT: LONDON, ENGLAND Edmund's Castle (Dungeon)) ----Edmund watches Sophia while she sleeps peacefully in her room. He thinks back to the night before and her response to the hypnosis. He remembers feeding her more of Loretta's memories, that of her childhood and marriage to Edmund. Only one part of her memories hasn't been implanted: the affair with CC and birth of Ashton. Edmund realizes that while implanti

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Episode 25-

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: Cruz & Eden's Beach House) ---Eden puts the finishing touches on dinner and setting the table. Her hair is pulled up and she's dressed in a beautiful shimmering silver and white night gown, with long off-white satin slip underneath. She dims the lights, strikes a match, and lights the tall white candles sitting in the center of the table. She checks her watch and thinks out loud that Cruz should be home any minute now.

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Episode 59

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm GET SB ON TV!!!!!! (EXT: London, England- Edmund's Castle) ----Edmund stares into Sophia's eyes, trying to figure out for sure whether his techniques have brought back his beloved Loretta. "Edmund..........darling, why are you looking at me like that?" "Like what?" (she laughs) "It's as though you're seeing a ghost....." "Am I?" (she laughs again) "Of course not. What's gotten into you this morning for Heaven's sake

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Episode 88

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm GET SB ON TV!!! (EXT: London, England- The DiMonde Estate) ---Edmund is bothered by the lingering stare that Marcello and Sophia are engaged in. He breaks it up by introducing himself to Marcello, but Marcello says no introductions are necessary. He's well aware of Edmund's work in the neurological field, being a psychiatrist himself. Maria remarks that she wasn't aware of Marcello's history with psychiatry. "It was many moons

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Episode 27

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: SPA) ---The ladies are reunited after their massages and are prepared for their facials. Sophia asks for a truce and Gina and Augusta are agreeable. They actually begin to talk about the men in their lives. Sophia tells Gina that whether she likes either of them or not, it's obvious that Keith adores her. Gina thanks her. Gina chokes on the words but admits that CC truly does worship Sophia and probably always will.

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Characters- Brief History/Traits PT 1

For those who have never watched 'SB' I decided to do brief character profiles to help you figure out who's who. CC Capwell: (Joe) patriarch of the Capwell family- father of Mason, Channing Jr (RIP), Eden, Kelly, Ted, Greg (not on the canvas); adoptive father of Brandon, married to Sophia, was married to Pamela before & had Mason with her, also has been married to Gina 3 times; ruthless businessman, his family comes first; has a past with Elizabeth, Sophia's sister Sophia Capwell: (Fl

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Episode 43

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: Capwell Enterprises) ---CC arrives for work for the day and Kathleen gives him his messages. He asks her if Elizabeth is in her office yet and she nods that she is, though she asked not to be disturbed. CC reminds her that even though they've merged, he's still the CEO of Capwell Enterprises and can see whoever he damn well pleases. "Of course, of course you can, shall I let her know you're coming." "Let her know, don'

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Episode 8

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: San Remos Hospital) Pamela is taken off-guard by Sophia & Eden. Sophia demands to know what Pamela is doing back in town, and she explains that she had intended to go to Ted & Lily's wedding. Eden reminds her that she wasn't invited, and Pamela seems to just notice her at that, asking her how she's "doing." Eden remembers the last time she saw Pamela, at the Capwell dinner party, when she was split with her alter, Lisa.

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Episode 87

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm GET SB ON TV!!! (EXT: London, England- The DiMonde Estate) ----Augusta and Lionel are shown among many masked party guests, he dressed as Casanova, she in a boustier reminiscent of 1700s French women. Augusta quickly begins sifting through the people, pulling a reluctant Lionel along with her. Finally, he stops her, asking why she's in such a rush. "Easy for you to say, you're dressed as one of the great male romantics of his tim

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Episode 65

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm GET SB ON TV!!!! (EXT: Baja, Mexico- HOTEL) ----Eden sits on the phone while Julia, Adriana, and Steve sit around the room, all with solemn looks on their faces. Eden hangs up and informs everyone that it was the investigators on the line. The DNA test is underway as they speak and should be done in about an hour. Julia asks if they gave any indication as to whether it's a match, but Eden tells her that they have no way of knowing

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Episode 57

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm GET SB ON TV!!!!! (EXT: Baja Mexico- DAWN) ----Eden sits on the dock alone, with an afghan from the car wrapped around her, dangling her legs over the water. She looks at the empty B6 slot and watches as another team of divers jump into the water. Julia watches her from afar, holding two paper cups filled with steaming coffee. She walks up to her friend and takes a seat next to her, handing her the coffee. Eden wipes

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CASTING NEWS & More!!!

'RTSB' is very pleased to announce that Bernard White will be returning to the role of Angel Ramirez, on a recurring basis. The role right now is short-term, but there is always a chance that his stay could be extended. Mr White first aired as Angel last week, and will be re-appearing this week. Angel has spent the past 20 years of his life in prison, at the hands of Cruz Castillo. In the story, he's being released under the condition he go undercover in the ongoing police investigation i

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SONBC Award Nominations Announced!

I'm pleased to announce that the SONBC Award nominations came out last night. For those who don't know, the SONBC awards are for the fan fics here at SON. Not all participated, but many did. Here are the nominations bestowed on RTSB: Outstanding Supporting Female Character Carmen Duncan as Pamela Conrad Outstanding Supporting Male Character Tuc Watkins as Keith Timmins Outstanding Leading Male Character Jed Allan as CC Capwell Outstanding Leading Female Character

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Episode 7

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: Angela's Beachfront Condominium) ----Angela wakes up, and sees Ted has not slept in bed with her. She hears him in the shower & decides she'll surprise him. She sneaks up on him as he's washing his hair. "Need someone to do your back?" Ted turns around and looks at her. "It's done." Angela senses his anger. "Are you going to stay mad at me for the rest of our lives? We are married now, after all..." "Not after

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Episode 60

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm GET SB ON TV!!!! (EXT: Baja Mexico- Highway) ---Santana drives down the highway, nervously. She remembers back to going off on the speedboat looking for Cruz and seeing the yacht he was on explode. She then flashes back to greeting a distraught Eden as a body was pulled up from the water. She continues driving, then thinks back to the conversation with Det. Torres and Kirk. She continues driving again, checking her rear view m

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Episode 45

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: London, England- Edmund's Gothic Mansion) ----Sophia is stunned that Edmund cut the phone line. She asks him just what exactly is going on. He apologizes to her, claiming that he's very methodical. He explains that, being both a neurologist and a psychologist, he tends to use both studies in his treatments, this one being no exception. "I don't understand.....Why would you just yank the phone line out like that, knowing I'm

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MAY/JUNE PREVIEWS!!!

Yes, yes, it's been a while, no? But not to worry SB/RTSB fans- RETURN TO SANTA BARBARA returns this weekend with brand new episodes. Curious about what's in store for you faves? Find out here! Gina/Keith/Elizabeth/CC Keith has been manipulating Lizzie for some time now. He's up and married her and has pushed to remain married to her. Just what is he up to? All will be revealed in the coming episodes, as CC & Elizabeth find themselves together in a moment of weakness

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Episode 33

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: Santa Barbara Medical Center) ----The Capwells, Lockridges, and Andrades stand mystified by what they've just heard. CC asks if there's anything that can be done and Ben informs him that according to the readings, there is no brain activity. He informs the family that only the machines are keeping her alive. "Then you're saying she is alive?" "Technically, she is, but as I said, there is no brain activity. She will nev

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Episode 34

http://santabarbara-online.com/GeneriqueDebutUS.rm (EXT: The Capwell Mansion) ----Kelly walks down the stairs and stops in the foyer when she sees something she never has before: her father, sitting at the dining room table, crying with the newspaper in front of him. She quietly walks up to him and gently kisses him on the cheek. "That's a beautiful picture Warren used....." "There isn't a photograph of your mother where she didn't look beautiful. She represented everything that

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