WHERE DO I BEGIN? Seriously, my life is a soap opera really is true.
The family front: My grandmas sister died in like 97 and a woman showed up that nobody knew. My grandmother was livid when she saw her though. This was her sisters daughter that nobody else knew about. Grandmas sister had an affair and got knocked up - the child was younger though than her other two children. The real kicker here is, if this is true nobody knows, she claimed to have thought this child died during birth and said thats what her husband told her. My grandmother would never confirm or deny this.
My dads dad, not his did and he has no idea to this day. Similarly, im pretty sure my brother isnt my fathers biological child and he has no idea (my brother, not my dad lol). History repeating itself? I have never asked or looked into it because I really dont care as I dont have a relationship with my brother and hes a shitty person. The reason I think that though is he looks nothing like anyone or acts anything like anyone on my fathers side and his side tends to dominate everyone born into the family. Furthermore im pretty sure my fathers biological father is an old family friend whos sons and grandkids go to the bar I go to.
My great grandmother left her first husband for his bestfriend in like 1950. Her husband hated going out and would actually give his bstfriend money to take my great grandmother out to dinner and dancing. Bet he regretted that later..
On my moms side, her dad was a con-man. Really. he was wanted in like 16 states when he died and nobody knows what his real name is.
Then there is my romantic life... full of secret relationships with boys in the closet, affairs, knocking two girls up, hooking up with a guy one night only to find out he just started dating my bestfriend earlier that week. once i cheated on my girlfriend with her brother and their father walked in on us in the shower. This past summer I had a really fun fling with a great guy then went with a new friend to a party and ran into him - with his wife. I slept with my ex boyfriends girlfriend just to get back at him. once i dated a guy, who had an on/off relationship with a girl, who was sleeping with my roomates, whos exgirlfriend was also this girls girl on the side - it was like a bisexual love circle of sorts. my first love was my bestfriend and i didnt even realize I was in love with him until we were drunk in vegas and he said he loved me - we didnt speak the enxt day and that ride home was awful and we didnt talk again for months until we tried it again, and again, and again and it only stopped because my bestfriend told me one day after running into him "he is toxic to your life. stop" oh and i use to sleep with my manager at my old job.
and my friendships... i do not even have time to get into those disasters.